Friday, May 25, 2012
There! Are! Four! Lights!
1. "So, you wanna marry my daughter Kim?"
2. "I ask you again Mr. Picard, how many jobs did Obama create or save?"
3. Inside the liberal mind: Being hung by your arms with your balls in a vise and a Cardassian pain device (or car battery) strapped to your nipples overnight is exactly the same as having water poured on your nose for two minutes.
4. "Get that grin off your face, Picard... Great Maker! I haven't seen a Star Fleet officer enjoy an anal probe so much since I interrogated Mr. Sulu."
5. Seth Macfarlane could be a real hardass when it came time to renegotiate contracts for voice work.
Best of Steve O
Picard. Just tell me that it is Constitutional and you may go!
Best of Double the U
Yes, I built it myself... in memory of Robin Gibb... I hope you like it!
Best of Kaptain Krude
Katie Couric's sit-down interview series ran into a small snag when it came time to interview M'chell's long-lost family members.
Best of JohnS1959
Results improved significantly when the Pentagon started using Nancy Pelosi for interrogations at Gitmo...
Best of Submariner
Harry Reid prepares another DNC Operative for the "fly-over" states...