Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Take a Whack at This

I let Psonic Phrog have this for a week, now, let's give the monors a crack... um... at this. 




Best of Double the U
The kid with the American Flag t-shirt was sent home and not allowed to return to school for a week. This guy was given free tuition to college.

Best of metalgarth
Inflatable Rubber Cowboys are so 2008.

Best of sonicfrog
After a particularly vigorous work-out this morning, Wang was feeling pretty stiff.

Best of dadoctah
Wait till Stan Lee sees him.

Best of  Shayne
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the winner of the Joe Biden look-alike contest!

Best of Dr. Doom
Performance artist Peter Johnson portrays Obama Administration economic policy through the medium of interpretive dance...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Do these balls make my head look fat?

Best of prince of leaves
Chinese feminists devise a public shaming to punish repeat misogynist.

Best of  Rodney Dill
"SHRINKAGE!!!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
A man has to be fairly confident in his masculinity to pull off wearing pink.

Best of Steve O
I'll wait until Thursday. THEN I'll beat him.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Why you call me Rented Mule?"

39 comments:

Whacko said...

"Pink Slime" has a completely different meaning in Asia.

Double the U said...

The kid with the American Flag t-shirt was sent home and not allowed to return to school for a week. This guy was given free tuition to college.

Rodney Dill said...

That you, Dick?

Rodney Dill said...

Lawyer!!!

metalgarth said...

Inflatable Rubber Cowboys are so 2008.

sonicfrog said...

After a particularly vigorous work-out this morning, Wang was feeling pretty stiff.

sonicfrog said...

One for friend NDT: Destination – San Francisco!

Kim Kardashian to her sister: “Meh… Kind of small, don’cha think?”.

Dammit Kim… I said come to the party dressed as a cauliflower…. A Cauliflower!!! That’s not even close!!!!

metalgarth said...

Semi ORA:
Pink's Hot Dogs marketed themselves a little differently to Gaysians.

dadoctah said...

Wait till Stan Lee sees him.

Shayne said...

Being Secretary of State was a tough job. But the benefits were orgasmic.

Shayne said...

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the winner of the Joe Biden look-alike contest!

Dr. Doom said...

Performance artist Peter Johnson portrays Obama Administration economic policy through the medium of interpretive dance...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hong Lo says it's the only way he can please his vaginally over-endowed spouse. To put it his way... "You could drive a truck up there and make a perfect 3-point u-turn."

-OR-

After a harrowing 9-hour hostage situation involving the zoo's female gorilla, a stunned Lee Woo could only mumble, "When I sat down, I guess she mistook me for a sybian!"

-OR-

Do these balls make my head look fat?

-OR-

No question, Japanese fraternities have a lock on hazing.

prince of leaves said...

Chinese feminists devise a public shaming to punish repeat misogynist.

prince of leaves said...

Heh, that's funny...it's like a penis, only smaller.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If this was a metaphor for either the Republican or Democratic platform for recovery, he wouldn't be standing erect.

-OR-

Republicans embrace a sure-fire way to "cure" gender dysfunction.

-OR-

The ACLU immediately files a racial discrimination lawsuit against the pink prick for not representing "people of color." Obamalama and Holder file Friend of the Court boxers and briefs.

-OR-

In asia, this is the punishment for trying on swimsuits in dressing rooms without underwear.

WordVerify: ityprote erlyz - just two of the many new words being pre-approved by Websters before meanings have been established.

Rodney Dill said...

"My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"

Rodney Dill said...

"SHRINKAGE!!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

This Stormtrooper costume is much worse than the others.

Rodney Dill said...

iPutz

racerboy said...

Hey, ya know where a guy could get a rub and a tug?

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon who's got Viagra... I need to play like Yao Ming."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Kobe, I'm open."

Rodney Dill said...

George Takei: "Oh, my!"

Rodney Dill said...

Earl later got the charges reduced to just following too close.

Rodney Dill said...

"That you, Wang?"

Dactyl said...

Man, Japanese people have the weirdest pinatas.

blue said...

looking for Mr Goodbar.....

Rodney Dill said...

This contest really rubs me the wrong way.

Rodney Dill said...

A man has to be fairly confident in his masculinity to pull off wearing pink.

Rodney Dill said...

Unfortunately Ned had thought that he was supposed to be a penile implant, instead of a penal plant, but once in the prison yard it was too late.

Submariner said...

Ladies and gentlemen;
Introducing NASCAR Driver, Dick Trickle!

Submariner said...

I really DON'T want to see the costume on his buddy immediately behind him...

Submariner said...

Cabana boys were easy to spot on Fire Island.

Rodney Dill said...

Even with the size advantage, none of the WWF wrestlers would enter the ring with Chorizo Grande a Fuego.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Contrary to psychological studies on Violence and the Color PINK, the prisoner uniform approved by the San Francisco Prison System did nothing to calm inmates.

Steve O said...

I'll wait until Thursday. THEN I'll beat him.

Steve O said...

If he knows what's good for him, he won't be around here on Thursday.

Rodney Dill said...

"Why you call me Rented Mule?"