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Welll... It is cleaner than the floor at home.
I didn't know I was pregnant & this popped out!
Even babies know when to escape the scent of an OWS supporter.Captcha: "16 downtot"? Seriously???
"These floors are clean enough to eat off of!" is not just grammatically incorrect.-OR-The US economy fell back into Depression during the Romney era, and the homeless began to refer to WalMart's handicapped stalls as "the new doublewides." -OR-Elwood's first full sentence was, "I don't have a square to spare." Not surprisingly, he grew up to be quite resourceful.
Maisey, yer kid's crawling around on the dirty floor! I know, I know, but the meth cooker hasn't quite cooled enough to take off the changing table.-OR-Somewhere, George glances up, winks and whispers, "I guess another conservative zealot just got his wings, eh Clarence?"
Passive-aggressive ParentingWanda recommends eating chili first so you can really get even with an infant who does nothing but poop all the time.
"HA-CHOOOO!!! Oh, crap."
In order to successfully shoplift at Wal-Mart, you need an effective lookout...
ORA: Beebe regretted joining the Stupid Spoiled Whores club nine months prior.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Thawt bubble: "Step one - catch her with her pants down, complete. Now for step two - make a break for it..."
Thawt bubble; "Why does the Senator in the next stall keep dropping bits of toilet paper?"
Rodney wins with a great ORA!
Rush Limbaugh's version of "A chicken in every pot"
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