Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Stall Baby

Schneider

"Come back and let me murder you so I can enjoy my prom!"

15 comments:

Double the U said...

Welll... It is cleaner than the floor at home.

blue said...

I didn't know I was pregnant & this popped out!

Shayne said...

Even babies know when to escape the scent of an OWS supporter.

Captcha: "16 downtot"? Seriously???

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"These floors are clean enough to eat off of!" is not just grammatically incorrect.

-OR-

The US economy fell back into Depression during the Romney era, and the homeless began to refer to WalMart's handicapped stalls as "the new doublewides."

-OR-

Elwood's first full sentence was, "I don't have a square to spare." Not surprisingly, he grew up to be quite resourceful.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Maisey, yer kid's crawling around on the dirty floor!
I know, I know, but the meth cooker hasn't quite cooled enough to take off the changing table.

-OR-

Somewhere, George glances up, winks and whispers, "I guess another conservative zealot just got his wings, eh Clarence?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Passive-aggressive Parenting
Wanda recommends eating chili first so you can really get even with an infant who does nothing but poop all the time.

Rodney Dill said...

"HA-CHOOOO!!! Oh, crap."

Dr. Doom said...

In order to successfully shoplift at Wal-Mart, you need an effective lookout...

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Beebe regretted joining the Stupid Spoiled Whores club nine months prior.

Rodney Dill said...

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Rodney Dill said...

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Step one - catch her with her pants down, complete. Now for step two - make a break for it..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Why does the Senator in the next stall keep dropping bits of toilet paper?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rodney wins with a great ORA!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rush Limbaugh's version of "A chicken in every pot"