Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sperms of Walmert

One shots, 'cos I'm so goshdarn busy 



Unsurprisingly, the old c--t at the door let them right in.

19 comments:

Double the U said...

That Chinese Wal-Mart knock off to the BlueMan group.

Rodney Dill said...

The new salon that offered cut-rate perms, was short on advertising budget, and even shorter on business longevity.

Shayne said...

The only way these guys will ever get anyone to notice they carry sperm is to announce it.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

If they're sperm, I wish cyanide was their cum.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The neocon's Anti-birth Control Minstrels are as ridiculous as they are gross.

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Pre-qualified sick intercourses

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Obligatory:
Ewwww... CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It took almost 5 minutes of shuffling around to line up in the correct order... due to poor motility.

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WalMart officials decline to say whether 82-year old greeter Wilbur Farnament will be reprimanded for muttering "Oh hell, we're screwed" when they entered and for refusing to cheerfully say, "Be sure to come again!" as they left.

Dr. Doom said...

Dang CP - beat me to the Standard Wal-Mart caption #9...

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey - I told you guys to hang out in the Health and Beauty Aids section", shouted the manager...

Dr. Doom said...

Five guys who are not welcome on the Georgetown campus...

Dr. Doom said...

ORA: As it turns out, Monty Python was wrong...

Dr. Doom said...

Later when he was trying to explain his half price perms promotion to the district manager, Bob decided it was probably time for a career change...

dadoctah said...

Members of the Society to Prevent Exploitation of Redundant Minorities never quite figured out the source of their brand-recognition problem.

sonicfrog said...

Just like the cousin movements in Oakland and Wall Street, I again have no idea exactly what this protest is about or trying to accomplish... But hey, at least the Occupation Wall-Mart crowd can spell.

Jack Reacher said...

"Are you guys in the Navy? You look like seamen to me."

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...
It took almost 5 minutes of shuffling around to line up in the correct order... due to poor motility.


Excellent!

Submariner said...

The court champs simply folded when this team challenged them to a game of five on five.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Must be a party over at AoM's...

Submariner said...

Trial cover shot for the new CD
Devo:
Back To The Womb