Tuesday, May 22, 2012
So, This Your First Time in Lock-Up?
1. The only thing worse than the Blue Screen of Death is the Blue Wall of Ass-Rape.
2. The Fire Island Glory Hole Attendant removes another 'Stuckee.'
3. "Let's shock those Westboro Baptists with a graphic display of our love. And I do mean Graphic! So, drop 'em!"
4. "Now, squeal! Squeal!" Hazing was rough at Ned Beatty High.
5. "Always in a hurry. You never wanna cuddle. What about my needs?"
Best of Rodney Dill
I see Penn State is still looking for replacements for Paterno.
Best of loveseat sleeper
Astonishing work! This is the type of information that should be shared all across the internet.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dancing with the Stars... in juvie.
Best of blue
we'll finish this in 3 minutes in the bat cave
Best of Dr. Doom
Dodgeball in San Francisco - you really don't want to be out...