Tuesday, May 22, 2012

So, This Your First Time in Lock-Up?



1. The only thing worse than the Blue Screen of Death is the Blue Wall of Ass-Rape.

2. The Fire Island Glory Hole Attendant removes another 'Stuckee.'

3. "Let's shock those Westboro Baptists with a graphic display of our love. And I do mean Graphic! So, drop 'em!"

4. "Now, squeal! Squeal!" Hazing was rough at Ned Beatty High.

5. "Always in a hurry. You never wanna cuddle. What about my needs?"


Best of Rodney Dill
I see Penn State is still looking for replacements for Paterno.

Best of  loveseat sleeper
Astonishing work! This is the type of information that should be shared all across the internet.

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
Dancing with the Stars... in juvie.

Best of blue
we'll finish this in 3 minutes in the bat cave

Best of  Dr. Doom
Dodgeball in San Francisco - you really don't want to be out...

12 comments:

Double the U said...

In an effort to cut down on salt usage in the city, Bloomberg trained ordinary citizens for his stop and frisk program.

Rodney Dill said...

I see Penn State is still looking for replacements for Paterno.

Rodney Dill said...

(Standard caption #????)
...I remember this one time at band camp.

Rodney Dill said...

"Are you the M----- F----- that made the vthek captcha's so hard to read? I'm gonna make you eat this wall."

loveseat sleeper said...

Good day,
So, This Your First Time in Lock-Up?
Astonishing work! This is the type of information that should be shared all across the internet.

metalgarth said...

Yeah, you pronounce my last name "Man Assy" Wanna find out why?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dancing with the Stars... in juvie.

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: "The alpha male tackles the bottom after a short chase. With his prey spread eagle on the ground, he will now proceed with a forced mating. Let's face it, some species don't fully grasp the methodology for passing on genes."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Romney's got plenty of ideas for reducing unemployment without penalizing corporations that ship jobs overseas. Tops on his list: gub'mint careers as Wet Paint Testers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You squealed and got me gang-tackled by a bunch of jack-booted thugs! Payback time, punk.

-OR-

Bullying - Ego boost for Losers
Did you or did you not tell the guys in history class that I wear my sister's clothes on weekends??

-OR-

Bullying the son of a SWAT commander: Not only Rong but really STUPID

blue said...

we'll finish this in 3 minutes in the bat cave

Dr. Doom said...

Dodge ball in San Francisco - you really don't want to be out...

Dr. Doom said...

"Being the enforcer on the soccer team really has it's advantages", thought Manacci...