Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Ronaldo You Scamp

Brender

1. You know, Obama didn't specify the details of the ceremony he thought should be involved.
2. "No! You smell MY giant potpourri sachet, bitch!"
3. "And here we see some of Romney's friends at Bain Capital enjoying the daily corporate 'Money Fight.'"
4. yadda yadda yadda Andrew Sullivan image search... yadda yadda yadda giant stiff pole between his legs...
5. "Give M'Chel back Dickey Simpkins cock ring right now this instant, you queer bitch!"

Best of Rodney Dill  
The event was sponsored by Planters, so essentially they were pummeling each other with their nut sacks. 


Best of dadoctah 
Origins of Valley Girl speak: #31, "Bag your face!"


Best of Double the U 
The "Fish Slap Dance" You're SO doing it wrong!

Best of Dr. Doom 
Practice drills at MLS Soccer Camp included 'bag slapping', 'riding the horsey' and 'faking injury while whining like a little bitch'...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston 
"There can be only one!" The censors removed a crucial element from Bollywood's remake of Highlander.

Best of prince of leaves 
2019: the latest fad in same-sex marriage counseling encourages husbands to work out their anger with each other using soft pillows instead of handbags.


Best of metalgarth The first ever non lethal Hunger Games was an epic fail.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae It's supposed to be face*PALM*

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The event was sponsored by Planters, so essentially they were pummeling each other with their nut sacks.

Rodney Dill said...

After losing Arm Wrestling, Petluma found the ascension to being a sports haven again was a long and arduous road.

Rodney Dill said...

Just another Livonia Friday night.

dadoctah said...

Origins of Valley Girl speak: #31, "Bag your face!"

Double the U said...

The "Fish Slap Dance" Your doing it wrong!

Double the U said...

You are = "You're" dang it!

Dr. Doom said...

Practice drills at MLS Soccer Camp included 'bag slapping', 'riding the horsey' and 'faking injury while whining like a little bitch'...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After a hard day of stoning women, Iranian men prove their bravery by smacking each other with bags of feathers.

-OR-

"There can be only one!"
The censors removed a crucial element from Bollywood's remake of Highlander.

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Third World town hall political debates are a lot more entertaining.

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Ga├║cho Duels, a popular half-time event at Peruvian Cattle Auctions.

Steve O said...

Another Google search gone wrong.

prince of leaves said...

I'm glad to see newly naturalized citizens getting gung-ho into US politics, but methinks they're interpreting terms like "tea-baggers" and "get in their faces" a little too literally.

prince of leaves said...

2019: the latest fad in same-sex marriage counseling encourages husbands to work out their anger with each other using soft pillows instead of handbags.

Spin said...

A San Francisco Rodeo

metalgarth said...

The first ever non lethal Hunger Games was an epic fail.

metalgarth said...

"Trayvon Martin vs. George Zimmerman" as understood by future generations 300 years from now.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

It's supposed to be face*PALM*