2. "No! You smell MY giant potpourri sachet, bitch!"
3. "And here we see some of Romney's friends at Bain Capital enjoying the daily corporate 'Money Fight.'"
4. yadda yadda yadda Andrew Sullivan image search... yadda yadda yadda giant stiff pole between his legs...
5. "Give M'Chel back Dickey Simpkins cock ring right now this instant, you queer bitch!"
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The event was sponsored by Planters, so essentially they were pummeling each other with their nut sacks.
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Origins of Valley Girl speak: #31, "Bag your face!"
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The "Fish Slap Dance" You're SO doing it wrong!
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Practice drills at MLS Soccer Camp included 'bag slapping', 'riding the horsey' and 'faking injury while whining like a little bitch'...
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"There can be only one!" The censors removed a crucial element from Bollywood's remake of Highlander.
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2019: the latest fad in same-sex marriage counseling encourages husbands to work out their anger with each other using soft pillows instead of handbags.
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The event was sponsored by Planters, so essentially they were pummeling each other with their nut sacks.
After losing Arm Wrestling, Petluma found the ascension to being a sports haven again was a long and arduous road.
Just another Livonia Friday night.
Origins of Valley Girl speak: #31, "Bag your face!"
The "Fish Slap Dance" Your doing it wrong!
You are = "You're" dang it!
Practice drills at MLS Soccer Camp included 'bag slapping', 'riding the horsey' and 'faking injury while whining like a little bitch'...
After a hard day of stoning women, Iranian men prove their bravery by smacking each other with bags of feathers.
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"There can be only one!"
The censors removed a crucial element from Bollywood's remake of Highlander.
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Third World town hall political debates are a lot more entertaining.
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Gaúcho Duels, a popular half-time event at Peruvian Cattle Auctions.
Another Google search gone wrong.
I'm glad to see newly naturalized citizens getting gung-ho into US politics, but methinks they're interpreting terms like "tea-baggers" and "get in their faces" a little too literally.
2019: the latest fad in same-sex marriage counseling encourages husbands to work out their anger with each other using soft pillows instead of handbags.
A San Francisco Rodeo
The first ever non lethal Hunger Games was an epic fail.
"Trayvon Martin vs. George Zimmerman" as understood by future generations 300 years from now.
It's supposed to be face*PALM*
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