1. Standard Caption #173: "And then Hillary turned away from the urinal and I saw it..."
2. "Now, let me introduce heap big squaw, Elizabeth Warren..."
3. "Let me tell ya, folks, M'Chel's ass is one big effin' deal."
4. ORA: Biden was all set to dig into his fruit cup, but since he was thirty seconds late, Hillary had it taken away.
5. ORA: "Hey, hey, Uncle Fudd... it's a treat to beat your feet/On the Mississippi mud."
Best of jimmy
Cranky Tanning Mom in New Jersey insists Biden "sat outside" while she went into tanning booth, but the results say otherwise.
Best of Cat Whisperer
“They say real heros don’t spike the football, but I say, ‘Spike it, Mr. President, and kick two points right here over the hair plugs.’”
Best of Jack Reacher
"When the Republicans ask what we're going to do about Holder, I say 'Holder? I barely knew 'er.' That gets howls, I tell ya."
Best of Dactyl
Five...five trillion...five trillion footlong...
Best of chronos the wonder pig
and now that me & Barry are both for gay marriage I have an announcement to make......
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It never ceases to amaze me to think I'm only this far away from being PRESIDENT. Ain't that a hoot?
Best of Dr. Doom
"How big is the Obama deficit?", asked Mr. Biden, "Well if you typed it out in eight point Helvetica, it would be about this big..."
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Great horny toads!
"Whatcha mean my pink tie reminds you of a penis you once saw?"
Cranky Tanning Mom in New Jersey insists Biden "sat outside" while she went into tanning booth, but the results say otherwise.
“They say real heros don’t spike the football, but I say, ‘Spike it, Mr. President, and kick two points right here over the hair plugs.’”
"When the Republicans ask what we're going to do about Holder, I say 'Holder? I barely knew 'er.' That gets howls, I tell ya."
"Julia! How about some sugar for Grandpappy?"
Five...five trillion...five trillion footlong...
and now that me & Barry are both for gay marriage I have an announcement to make......
"How big is baby? Sooo big!"
It never ceases to amaze me to think I'm only this far away from being PRESIDENT. Ain't that a hoot?
-OR-
Back before career congressional lawyers - but not me, of course - f'ked with it, the entire US tax code could fit on a shelf this wide. OK, it still can... if you use high density DVDs and stack 'em carefully.
-OR-
I'm glad you asked that! My middle name is not Robinette because I have a tiny wiener! It's because I was born with boobs and my sainted dad had a sick sense of humor.
Eric Holder? You mean Obamalama's pet criminal? I like him... he makes me look good. He stretches the word "justice" the way my grandmother used to pull taffy.
"How big is the Obama deficit?", asked Mr. Biden, "Well if you typed it out in eight point Helvetica, it would be about this big..."
Very ORA: Did I run over the motorcycle on the rack with a circle dragon on my daisy head? Bill Cosby, is that you?
(And that's the only hint you're going to get.)
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