Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Plugging Away with Sheriff Joe
1. Standard Caption #173: "And then Hillary turned away from the urinal and I saw it..."
2. "Now, let me introduce heap big squaw, Elizabeth Warren..."
3. "Let me tell ya, folks, M'Chel's ass is one big effin' deal."
4. ORA: Biden was all set to dig into his fruit cup, but since he was thirty seconds late, Hillary had it taken away.
5. ORA: "Hey, hey, Uncle Fudd... it's a treat to beat your feet/On the Mississippi mud."
Best of jimmy
Cranky Tanning Mom in New Jersey insists Biden "sat outside" while she went into tanning booth, but the results say otherwise.
Best of Cat Whisperer
“They say real heros don’t spike the football, but I say, ‘Spike it, Mr. President, and kick two points right here over the hair plugs.’”
Best of Jack Reacher
"When the Republicans ask what we're going to do about Holder, I say 'Holder? I barely knew 'er.' That gets howls, I tell ya."
Best of Dactyl
Five...five trillion...five trillion footlong...
Best of chronos the wonder pig
and now that me & Barry are both for gay marriage I have an announcement to make......
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It never ceases to amaze me to think I'm only this far away from being PRESIDENT. Ain't that a hoot?
Best of Dr. Doom
"How big is the Obama deficit?", asked Mr. Biden, "Well if you typed it out in eight point Helvetica, it would be about this big..."