Friday, May 25, 2012

Old Dirty Bastard


1. Clinton, unfortunately, did not recognize the Italian words for 'Tranny Surprise.'
2. "Why, that would be the second prettiest blue dress I've ever come across."
3. "I always loved Hillary's leftovers; good thing she never learned how to cook."
4. The power of three; three whores, three lamps, three-horned billy goat.
5. Not really a caption, but isn't Bill Clinton kind of the William Shatner of American politics?

Best of Best of
    And the token trany on the left joined in....

Best of GregMan
    "So how would you ladies like to come up to my room and see my oval orifice?"

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
    After seeing what he's had so far, I can understand why he'd settle for them.

Best of Robert Mahoney
    He sure has expensive humidors...

Best of blue
    "Porn Stars and Viagra!!! I'm never going back to Hilary....."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Clinton doing his Santa impersonation: "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
    I don't see any of Chinese ancestry, so we know that any state secrets are still safe.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Back off guys - these are mine!", shouted Mr. Clinton to his Secret Service detail...

Best of Whacko
    "And that, fellas, is how to negotiate with Columbian hookers."

Best of Submariner
    Sorry to have to break this to you, Bubba; but, how do I put this? You've got the smallest Adam's Apple in the room...

Best of blue
    seven boobs

Best of Spin
    It's gonna take a lotta Hillary to wipe that smile off


BTW, IMHO, Brett Kimberlin is a horrible individual. 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the token trany on the left joined in....

GregMan said...

"So how would you ladies like to come up to my room and see my oval orifice?"

GregMan said...

"Dignity? Dignity... Nope, sorry, no idea what that is."

dadoctah said...

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the *new* P Diddy.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

After seeing what he's had so far, I can understand why he'd settle for them.

Steve O said...

I have to tell you, I like Bill more and more.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What a Record!
Lived in a governor's mansion, sullied by Whitewater, Rose Law Firm, adultery.
Lived in President's mansion, sullied by the sucking sound of NAFTA, letting Bin Laden slip away, Chinese campaign funds, impreachment, sleazy pardons and of course, more adultery.
Wants to live in Playboy Mansion, sullied by wife in State Dept. and quite likely... more adultery.

dadoctah said...

C-SPAN's version of "The Girls Next Door".

Robert Mahoney said...

He sure has expensive humidors...

blue said...

"Porn Stars and Viagra!!! I'm never going back to Hilary....."

chronos the wonder pig said...

Clinton doing his Santa impersonation: "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't see any of Chinese ancestry, so we know that any state secrets are still safe.

Dr. Doom said...

"Back off guys - these are mine!", shouted Mr. Clinton to his Secret Service detail...

Whacko said...

"And that, fellas, is how to negotiate with Columbian hookers."

Submariner said...

Sorry to have to break this to you, Bubba; but, how do I put this? You've got the smallest Adam's Apple in the room...

blue said...

seven boobs

Spin said...

It's gonna take a lotta Hillary to wipe that smile off



Capcha - can byDequa which one is Dequa?

Spin said...

Two and a Half Men and a Ginger.
Coming to CBS this fall