(One shots happen when full-time work collides with part-time captioning)
The exact OPPOSITE sensation from biting into a York Peppermint Patty.
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Carpe Phlogiston
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Doesn't that just break your heart? This once great nation has people so poor they have to air dry and reuse their Depends! When asked, Mitt Romney gave a no comment.
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Say what you will, the Candid Camera staff still dreams up better gags than Punked.
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Dwarf's Thawtbubble (imagine his thoughts sounding like a dwarf, too): This would go a helluva lot faster if someone would just hold me up to the drier, but not one damned person's offered me a lift!
15 comments:
Doesn't that just break your heart? This once great nation has people so poor they have to air dry and reuse their Depends!
When asked, Mitt Romney gave a no comment.
-OR-
Say what you will, the Candid Camera staff still dreams up better gags than Punked.
-OR-
Dwarf's Thawtbubble (imagine his thoughts sounding like a dwarf, too): This would go a helluva lot faster if someone would just hold me up to the drier, but not one damned person's offered me a lift!
Several years later, Johnny is shocked when his friends fess up and admit that he didn't actually get a blow job when he was 17.
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Thawtbubble: "Why don't they
just use paper and lime juice?"
The UPS invisible message courier hated this part of his job.
Obamacare: Colonoscopy.
Occupy Wall Street moves to a public restroom and protests the evil capitalist company that makes automatic hand dryers.
It says "push butt rub hands under arm hair." I don't get it.
Ahhh... Getting ready for the Presidential debates by bending over and having hot air shoved up your ass.
Johnny sets the timer to succulent...
Johnny OWS is practicing for the next time he sees a police car.
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"Come on, Johnny. It was funny the first time with the police car. But now it's just sad."
Gary hoped there was a secret glory hole somewhere.
Hand dryers - not quite as sanitary as you thought...
A rare photo of Mr. Slave in his high-school years.
You ought to see how he deals with razor burn....
"No, no, no! That's not how you moon somebody, Darrin! God, you're such an idiot!"
That Coke truck driver finally got caught drinking Pepsi, eh?
Damn, dude! If you got the Hershey squirts at least do it in a urinal, ok? Somebody gonna have to clean up that sh!t...
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