Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Not so Fresh

Schneider
(One shots happen when full-time work collides with part-time captioning) 


The exact OPPOSITE sensation from biting into a York Peppermint Patty. 

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Doesn't that just break your heart? This once great nation has people so poor they have to air dry and reuse their Depends!
When asked, Mitt Romney gave a no comment.

-OR-

Say what you will, the Candid Camera staff still dreams up better gags than Punked.

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Dwarf's Thawtbubble (imagine his thoughts sounding like a dwarf, too): This would go a helluva lot faster if someone would just hold me up to the drier, but not one damned person's offered me a lift!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Several years later, Johnny is shocked when his friends fess up and admit that he didn't actually get a blow job when he was 17.

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Thawtbubble: "Why don't they
just use paper and lime juice?"
The UPS invisible message courier hated this part of his job.

Double the U said...

Obamacare: Colonoscopy.

Cat Whisperer said...

Occupy Wall Street moves to a public restroom and protests the evil capitalist company that makes automatic hand dryers.

joshua said...

It says "push butt rub hands under arm hair." I don't get it.

Double the U said...

Ahhh... Getting ready for the Presidential debates by bending over and having hot air shoved up your ass.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Johnny sets the timer to succulent...

Shayne said...

Johnny OWS is practicing for the next time he sees a police car.

or

"Come on, Johnny. It was funny the first time with the police car. But now it's just sad."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Gary hoped there was a secret glory hole somewhere.

Dr. Doom said...

Hand dryers - not quite as sanitary as you thought...

Kaptain Krude said...

A rare photo of Mr. Slave in his high-school years.

dadoctah said...

You ought to see how he deals with razor burn....

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, no, no! That's not how you moon somebody, Darrin! God, you're such an idiot!"

Submariner said...

That Coke truck driver finally got caught drinking Pepsi, eh?

Submariner said...

Damn, dude! If you got the Hershey squirts at least do it in a urinal, ok? Somebody gonna have to clean up that sh!t...