Monday, May 21, 2012

Mondays with SCOAMF; featuring M'Chel and Prancer

Shayne

1. M'Chel: "Good Lord, you guys. Keep it in your pants 'til you get to Man's Country."
2. "Just tell Liz Warren it's no big deal; all Democrats are expected to lie about their origins. (Wink.)"
3. I don't wanna say the FLOTUS's ass is big, but somebody's projecting an 88MM print of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas on her backside.
4. "And the safety word, as usual, will be 'Viva Che!'"
5. "And what dreary little village are we in today?" M'Chel moaned, already thinking about he post-election getaway to the Italian Riviera.



Best of blue
Mr President, why do you always bring HER on our dates?

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
Think of all the poor ants who paid to see an IMAX movie and got this instead.

Best of  Dr. Doom
No longer content to merely bow before foreign dignitaries, the President has begun kissing them on the lips...

Best of  Dactyl
NO! No more Asian men! Barry, you're going to ruin your appetite.

Best of  prince of leaves
"No tongue!!!" screeched Michelle.

Best of  Kaptain Krude
Isn't it embarrassing when you're the shortest of the 3 men?

Best of  GregMan
"Thank you SO much, Barry, this will go great with a nice Chianti and some fava beans!"

12 comments:

blue said...

Mr President, why do you always bring HER on our dates?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Think of all the poor ants who paid to see an IMAX movie and got this instead.

-OR-

Did you bring the secret plans for the great people's healthcare program with you?
Oh yes, it velly simple. 1 sentence, translated from French: Let them eat cake.
Oh hell, you had to say cake! Here comes 'Chel.

Dr. Doom said...

No longer content to merely bow before foreign dignitaries, the President has begun kissing them on the lips...

Dr. Doom said...

On his first foreign visit after 'coming out' for gay marriage, the President demonstrates that he is 'down for the cause'...

Dactyl said...

NO! No more Asian men! Barry, you're going to ruin your appetite.

prince of leaves said...

"No tongue!!!" screeched Michelle.

Spin said...

Little King Rahm welcome his benefactor along with his beard.

Anonymous said...

Mich'Hell: "Watch out, I've seen him lick his anus with that."

Oiao

Kaptain Krude said...

Isn't it embarrassing when you're the shortest of the 3 men?

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee blah blah blah "Two and a Half Men" blah blah blah Dawn's head kerploding blah blah blah

GregMan said...

"Thank you SO much, Barry, this will go great with a nice Chianti and some fava beans!"

Submariner said...

Whispered: "Word to wise, Rahm; Ix-nay on the Ookie-way okes-jay. Herself is riding the red pony; it won't go well."