1. M'Chel: "Good Lord, you guys. Keep it in your pants 'til you get to Man's Country."
2. "Just tell Liz Warren it's no big deal; all Democrats are expected to lie about their origins. (Wink.)"
3. I don't wanna say the FLOTUS's ass is big, but somebody's projecting an 88MM print of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas on her backside.
4. "And the safety word, as usual, will be 'Viva Che!'"
5. "And what dreary little village are we in today?" M'Chel moaned, already thinking about he post-election getaway to the Italian Riviera.
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Mr President, why do you always bring HER on our dates?
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Think of all the poor ants who paid to see an IMAX movie and got this instead.
Best of Dr. Doom
No longer content to merely bow before foreign dignitaries, the President has begun kissing them on the lips...
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NO! No more Asian men! Barry, you're going to ruin your appetite.
Best of prince of leaves
"No tongue!!!" screeched Michelle.
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Isn't it embarrassing when you're the shortest of the 3 men?
Best of GregMan
"Thank you SO much, Barry, this will go great with a nice Chianti and some fava beans!"