Best of Acebook:
- The meeting of the Democratic National Committee will now come to order..."
- Don't you wish we were in Desk Drawers in the Oval Office?
- Scoot over! You're crowding me!!!
- Hillary had such a bad hair day she had to go and hide...
- "Amateur," sniffed Andrew Sullivan.
- "Enough is Enough! I have had it with these muthuf--king snakes in this muthaf--king culvert!"
"They're not going for the applesss like they did in the old daysss. I sssay we get into the health insurance bizzz."
Best of Dr. Doom
Pop Culture Quiz (choose the best answer)
This picture is a metaphor for:
a) Rosie O'Donnel's brain
b) President Obama's foreign policy
c) Sandra Fluke's vagina
d) The DNC POlicy Steering Committee
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Irving, if you say, "There's a light at the end of the tunnel" ONE.MORE.TIME I'm gonna bite you!
Best of Double the U
The sequel "Snakes In A Sewer" was even less exciting than the original movie.
Best of Adriane
Guyzzzzz, I know we're libertarianzzzzz, but don't you think some occupancy restrictionzzzzz are in order here?
Best of Jack Reacher
Wow, law schools really are crowded these days.
Best of Spin
Caution: This is not how one *snakes* a drain
Best of Submariner
MSNBC holds a pre-production meeting...
Best of Dr. Doom
I see the candidates for House Minority Whip are assembled in the Rotunda...
Best of Submariner
OK, How the heck did you obtain a picture of our weekly staff meeting and why wasn't I given a public release of liability waiver to sign?
20 comments:
When she finally wakes up, Medusa will likely have a bad hair day.
"They're not going for the applesss like they did in the old daysss. I sssay we get into the health insurance bizzz."
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Pop Culture Quiz (choose the best answer)
This picture is a metaphor for:
a) Rosie O'Donnel's brain
b) President Obama's foreign policy
c) Sandra Fluke's vagina
d) The DNC POlicy Steering Committee
Irving, if you say, "There's a light at the end of the tunnel" ONE.MORE.TIME I'm gonna bite you!
-OR-
Sick and tired of the traitors and incompetents in congress, the American public institutes a new rule: Before you get to write another law or accept any PAC donations, you have to crawl through this tunnel.
-OR-
The Roadrunner ran right through the ACME Snake Tunnel, so of course, Wile E. Coyote figured it was safe to follow. In lieu of flowers, donations in his name can be made to ACME Charities.
We have a report of a 27-snake pileup right at the east entrance to the tunnel. Migratory commuters are urged to find an alternate route to the other side of the highway.
-OR-
Good going, Irving. You just had to tell everybody how the chicken crosses the road.
I swear I only told Bob and he promised to keep it secret!
The sequel "Snakes In A Sewer" was even less exciting than the original movie.
Guyzzzzz, I know we're libertarianzzzzz, but don't you think some occupancy restrictionzzzzz are in order here?
Wow, law schools really are crowded these days.
When lobbyists mate.
"Hey, aren't we supposed to be in a barrel?"
"That's monkeys, you idiot!"
As cute as the commercial was, the new game "Barrel Full Of Snakes" just didn't catch on with the American public.
Caution: This is not how one *snakes* a drain
Sssssso we're agreed? When Harry Potter bringssssss Hermione here to kissssssss, Lessssster getssss the girl and the ressssst of usssss, ssssstrike Potter?
MSNBC holds a pre-production meeting...
I see the candidates for House Minority Whip are assembled in the Rotunda...
It's times like this I really miss Steve Irwin....
SURVIVOR DEATH VALLEY - CBS producers finally jump the shark.
They hid the idol WHERE?!?
"It's times like this I really miss Steve Irwin...."
Crikeys, that culvert is packed with squirming venomous rattlers, one of the most dangerous snakes in the entire world. I'll just stick my hand in and pull a few out for you blokes to see up close. Don't try this stupid stunt at home, kids. Ouch! Ooooch! Eeep!
OK, How the heck did you obtain a picture of our weekly staff meeting and why wasn't I given a public release of liability waiver to sign?
Occasionally, the coincidental timing of news articles is both amusing and ironic -
Don't try this stupid stunt at home, kids. Ouch! Ooooch! Eeep!"
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