Saturday, May 26, 2012

Metaphor Alert


Best of Acebook:


  • The meeting of the Democratic National Committee will now come to order..."
  • Don't you wish we were in Desk Drawers in the Oval Office?
  • Scoot over! You're crowding me!!!
  • Hillary had such a bad hair day she had to go and hide...
  • "Amateur," sniffed Andrew Sullivan. 
  •  ‎"Enough is Enough! I have had it with these muthuf--king snakes in this muthaf--king culvert!"
Best of dadoctah
    "They're not going for the applesss like they did in the old daysss. I sssay we get into the health insurance bizzz."

Best of Dr. Doom
    Pop Culture Quiz (choose the best answer)
    This picture is a metaphor for:
    a) Rosie O'Donnel's brain
    b) President Obama's foreign policy
    c) Sandra Fluke's vagina
    d) The DNC POlicy Steering Committee

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Irving, if you say, "There's a light at the end of the tunnel" ONE.MORE.TIME I'm gonna bite you!

Best of Double the U
    The sequel "Snakes In A Sewer" was even less exciting than the original movie.

Best of Adriane
    Guyzzzzz, I know we're libertarianzzzzz, but don't you think some occupancy restrictionzzzzz are in order here?

Best of Jack Reacher
    Wow, law schools really are crowded these days.

Best of Spin
    Caution: This is not how one *snakes* a drain

Best of Submariner
    MSNBC holds a pre-production meeting...

Best of Dr. Doom
    I see the candidates for House Minority Whip are assembled in the Rotunda...

Best of Submariner
    OK, How the heck did you obtain a picture of our weekly staff meeting and why wasn't I given a public release of liability waiver to sign?


20 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

When she finally wakes up, Medusa will likely have a bad hair day.

dadoctah said...

"They're not going for the applesss like they did in the old daysss. I sssay we get into the health insurance bizzz."

dadoctah said...

This is the Internet.

This is the Internet without virus protection.

Any questions?

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture Quiz (choose the best answer)
This picture is a metaphor for:
a) Rosie O'Donnel's brain
b) President Obama's foreign policy
c) Sandra Fluke's vagina
d) The DNC POlicy Steering Committee

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Irving, if you say, "There's a light at the end of the tunnel" ONE.MORE.TIME I'm gonna bite you!

-OR-

Sick and tired of the traitors and incompetents in congress, the American public institutes a new rule: Before you get to write another law or accept any PAC donations, you have to crawl through this tunnel.

-OR-

The Roadrunner ran right through the ACME Snake Tunnel, so of course, Wile E. Coyote figured it was safe to follow. In lieu of flowers, donations in his name can be made to ACME Charities.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We have a report of a 27-snake pileup right at the east entrance to the tunnel. Migratory commuters are urged to find an alternate route to the other side of the highway.

-OR-

Good going, Irving. You just had to tell everybody how the chicken crosses the road.
I swear I only told Bob and he promised to keep it secret!

Double the U said...

The sequel "Snakes In A Sewer" was even less exciting than the original movie.

Adriane said...

Guyzzzzz, I know we're libertarianzzzzz, but don't you think some occupancy restrictionzzzzz are in order here?

Jack Reacher said...

Wow, law schools really are crowded these days.

Jack Reacher said...

When lobbyists mate.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, aren't we supposed to be in a barrel?"

"That's monkeys, you idiot!"

As cute as the commercial was, the new game "Barrel Full Of Snakes" just didn't catch on with the American public.

Spin said...

Caution: This is not how one *snakes* a drain

Submariner said...

Sssssso we're agreed? When Harry Potter bringssssss Hermione here to kissssssss, Lessssster getssss the girl and the ressssst of usssss, ssssstrike Potter?

Submariner said...

MSNBC holds a pre-production meeting...

Dr. Doom said...

I see the candidates for House Minority Whip are assembled in the Rotunda...

dadoctah said...

It's times like this I really miss Steve Irwin....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SURVIVOR DEATH VALLEY - CBS producers finally jump the shark.
They hid the idol WHERE?!?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"It's times like this I really miss Steve Irwin...."

Crikeys, that culvert is packed with squirming venomous rattlers, one of the most dangerous snakes in the entire world. I'll just stick my hand in and pull a few out for you blokes to see up close. Don't try this stupid stunt at home, kids. Ouch! Ooooch! Eeep!

Submariner said...

OK, How the heck did you obtain a picture of our weekly staff meeting and why wasn't I given a public release of liability waiver to sign?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Occasionally, the coincidental timing of news articles is both amusing and ironic -

Don't try this stupid stunt at home, kids. Ouch! Ooooch! Eeep!"