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Unlike the POTUS, the cookies are more black than white.
'Chel wasn't satisfied with the argument that "you can have your dog and eat it, too." -OR-Welcome wagon for a chinese dissident: DC Animal Control failed to supply roadkill so White House chef whips up menu alternative figuring the guest might not know the difference, being blind and all.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
The President sure does love his Indonesian Oreos.
The One; "C'mon, chef; can't we just HIDE the white part from the nation?"
When most people buy doggie biscuits, they're talking about Milk Bones for Fido. On the other hand, the White House...
The Pres' thawt bubble: "Nothing good can come of this. 'Chel specifically asked for fresh gagh..."
The Pres' thawt bubble: "I hope chef used the right flavoring. Poodle just wouldn't be right for those markings..."
The State Dinner menu of carbonized dog biscuits with salted talcum powder accents shocked the guests. This is why you never tell a chef he's about to be replaced.An embarrassed Obamalama's solution was okay, but the tips didn't cover the cost of gas.
In Kenya all parts of the dog are edible but in polite company it is best not to ask too many questions...
♪Who Let Da Dogs Out♫
I guess this makes them white Hispanics.
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