Monday, May 14, 2012

Meanwhile, Back at the Stonecutters Lodge


1. "Watch yourself, Robertson. Don't make me tackle you, cut your hair, and strap you to the roof for the ride home."

2. Romney and Robertson's recitation of the 'What the Hell Is That' Sketch lacked the timing and spontaneity of Steve Martin and Bill Murray's original.

3. "You naked under these robes, Robertson?" "You know it, Mitt."

4. "Check out the chink in the pink penis outfit. He looks like he needs a haircut, if you know what I mean."

5.  "Who keeps the Metric System Down... We do! We do!" 



Best of  Double The U
"For god's sake Romney stop feeling yourself up and saying 'mmmmmm' this is our flag!"


Best of Whacko
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear never to subscribe to or purchase loose copies of Newsweek again."


Best of Jack Reacher
"This one's mine; get your own disco medallion, Mitt."


Best of  dadoctah
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch *The Comfy Chair*!!!"


Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Did ya hear, Obama is OK with gay marriage..."
"Ah, now I understand the term, flaming liberal!!!"


Best of Spin
Mormon gang signs. Trouble from the Bee Hive state.

13 comments:

Double The U said...

"For god's sake Romney stop feeling yourself up and saying 'mmmmmm' this is our flag!"

Whacko said...

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear never to subscribe to or purchase loose copies of Newsweek again."

Jack Reacher said...

"This song brings me a stirring in my loins, but I put my hand here, since I can't very well grab my loins, can I? What are loins? How does one gird them? Hey, that was decaffeinated coffee, right?"

Jack Reacher said...

Pepcid commercials are getting weird.

Jack Reacher said...

"This one's mine; get your own disco medallion, Mitt."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Simultaneous heart attacks didn't generate nearly as much interest as did their synchronized cries of "I'm coming, 'Lizbeth!"
Several adulterous conservative Elizabeth's in the audience blushed so much, their husbands started asking pointed questions.

-OR-

Mittsy: So, you won a gold... in what event?
Bobbsy: Liar's Poker. You don't get this high in any church without learning how to lie with a straight face.

-OR-

I love that blue backdrop.
Yep, LIBERTY's a beautiful word, and it applies to everyone... as long as they're males of our faith, and maybe females past their reproductive years.

dadoctah said...

"Cardinal Fang! Fetch *The Comfy Chair*!!!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Did ya hear, Obama is OK with gay marriage..."
"Ah, now I understand the term, flaming liberal!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hailing the Great Gay Obama Jesus on the right? V the K's been taking Drudge juxtspositioning lessons.

Spin said...

Mormon gang signs. Trouble from the Bee Hive state.

dadoctah said...

Reluctantly accepting that the social climate demanded he soften his position on same-sex relationships, Mittens agrees to make his next five public appearances wearing a dress.

captcha: nnomiti knowtti. Very bad Latin for "you can't get nominated if they don't know you."

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...


When its hog calling time in Nebraska,
When its hog calling time in Nebraska,
When its hog calling time in Nebraska,
Then its hog calling time in Nebraska.