1. "Watch yourself, Robertson. Don't make me tackle you, cut your hair, and strap you to the roof for the ride home."
2. Romney and Robertson's recitation of the 'What the Hell Is That' Sketch lacked the timing and spontaneity of Steve Martin and Bill Murray's original.
3. "You naked under these robes, Robertson?" "You know it, Mitt."
4. "Check out the chink in the pink penis outfit. He looks like he needs a haircut, if you know what I mean."
5. ♪ "Who keeps the Metric System Down... We do! We do!" ♪
Best of Double The U
"For god's sake Romney stop feeling yourself up and saying 'mmmmmm' this is our flag!"
Best of Whacko
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear never to subscribe to or purchase loose copies of Newsweek again."
Best of Jack Reacher
"This one's mine; get your own disco medallion, Mitt."
Best of dadoctah
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch *The Comfy Chair*!!!"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Did ya hear, Obama is OK with gay marriage..."
"Ah, now I understand the term, flaming liberal!!!"
Best of Spin
Mormon gang signs. Trouble from the Bee Hive state.