Monday, May 07, 2012
Look! It's Julia!
1. The Washington Press Corps "Nina Burliegh Club" Welcomes the SCOAMF.
2. "Dammit, Matthews, your drag costume isn't fooling anybody."
3. When The SCOAMF finally did locate the place where the white women were at, he was sorely, sorely disappointed,.
4. One of the perqs of destroying America is it turns a lot of women... not a lot of HOT women, but a lot of women.
5. Whose the half-black commie prick/That's a sex machine to all the chicks/SCOAMF/ Damn right!
Best of whyMe
FREE BIRTH CONTROL! Thank you, I can now become a prostitute because I don't have a job!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
TAKE ME, YOU HOT SOCIALIST HUNK OF LOVE! DRIVE ME TO CHINA LIKE AN AMERICAN JOB!
Best of blue
Kobe, I'm open!!
Best of Submariner
Unfortunately for the menopausal zombie horde, there would be no substenance tonight...
Best of jimmy
The One makes an unexpected visit to the staff lounge at _Time_ Magazine.
Best of GregMan
"Baaammy, how I love you how I love you, my dear old Bammy!"
It gets harder and harder to find decent Al Jolson impersonators all the time.
Best of andthenblammo!
The 'SQUEEEEEEEE!' heard 'round the world.
Best of Cat Whisperer
After waiting for hours, a loyal Obama supporter receives the One’s Touch. Her scrofula however was not cured or covered by ObamaCare.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh Mr. President did you hear?", gushed the New York Times Reporter, "Now France is socialist too!"
Best of Spin
old broad thawtbubble:Oh Barry, Help me I'm melting!