1. The Washington Press Corps "Nina Burliegh Club" Welcomes the SCOAMF.
2. "Dammit, Matthews, your drag costume isn't fooling anybody."
3. When The SCOAMF finally did locate the place where the white women were at, he was sorely, sorely disappointed,.
4. One of the perqs of destroying America is it turns a lot of women... not a lot of HOT women, but a lot of women.
5. Whose the half-black commie prick/That's a sex machine to all the chicks/SCOAMF/ Damn right!
Best of whyMe
FREE BIRTH CONTROL! Thank you, I can now become a prostitute because I don't have a job!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
TAKE ME, YOU HOT SOCIALIST HUNK OF LOVE! DRIVE ME TO CHINA LIKE AN AMERICAN JOB!
Best of blue
Kobe, I'm open!!
Best of Submariner
Unfortunately for the menopausal zombie horde, there would be no substenance tonight...
Best of jimmy
The One makes an unexpected visit to the staff lounge at _Time_ Magazine.
Best of GregMan
"Baaammy, how I love you how I love you, my dear old Bammy!"
It gets harder and harder to find decent Al Jolson impersonators all the time.
Best of andthenblammo!
The 'SQUEEEEEEEE!' heard 'round the world.
Best of Cat Whisperer
After waiting for hours, a loyal Obama supporter receives the One’s Touch. Her scrofula however was not cured or covered by ObamaCare.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh Mr. President did you hear?", gushed the New York Times Reporter, "Now France is socialist too!"
Best of Spin
old broad thawtbubble:Oh Barry, Help me I'm melting!
26 comments:
Aspiring to be the next Bill Clinton, Obamalama's agreed to star in the new Fox reality show - "Who's yo Daddy?"
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When asked to comment on their red-haired daughter Lucy becoming a sycophantic SCOAMF groupie, her folks replied in unison, "Daughter? We have no daughter."
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Each time he opens the wrong door and encounters a White House tour, Obamalama gets a thrill by asking, "Okay, who wants to play a game of TSA Full Body Search?"
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Patience ladies, I'll entertain you with a funny story just as soon as Max rolls the teleprompter over here.
FREE BIRTH CONTROL! Thank you, I can now become a prostitute because I don't have a job!
TAKE ME, YOU HOT SOCIALIST HUNK OF LOVE! DRIVE ME TO CHINA LIKE AN AMERICAN JOB!
Kobe, I'm open!!
"brains... brains..."
Unfortunately for the menopausal zombie horde, there would be no substenance tonight...
At least one of them just found out where she'd be when it kicked in.
Thawt bubble; "Heh, heh; Amerikkka is sinking ever faster in economic quicksand of my construct. My plan is working PERFECTLY!"
What passes for journalistic integrity at much of the msm.
The One makes an unexpected visit to the staff lounge at _Time_ Magazine.
With Photoshop's new Transformer plug-in, Miami Herald's layout department can instantly turn a group of disgruntled and demoralized ex-Obamalama supporters back into lovesick groupies.
This doesn't work in real life.
"Give me my birth control!"
"Baaammy, how I love you how I love you, my dear old Bammy!"
It gets harder and harder to find decent Al Jolson impersonators all the time.
AP photo caption: 'President Barack Obama arrives at The New York Times editorial board for a hard-hitting, no-holds-barred journalistic inquisition into exactly how friggin' wonderful he is!'
The 'SQUEEEEEEEE!' heard 'round the world.
After waiting for hours, a loyal Obama supporter receives the One’s Touch. Her scrofula however was not cured or covered by ObamaCare.
"Oh Mr. President did you hear?", gushed the New York Times Reporter, "Now France is socialist too!"
That's nothing. You should see what they did for Bill Clinton!
Re: #1 - do let us know how your visit from the SS goes, VtK!
"Tax me!"
"Tax me!"
"Yes! Tax all of us!"
When Maureen Dowd dreams
Adoring ideologue or unemployed bitter clinger with a meth habit -- you be the judge...
old broad thawtbubble:
Oh Barry, Help me I'm melting!
Henry was REALLY happy that Barry came out of the closet for ghey marriage.
The President prepares for another grilling by that tough White House Press Corps.
.........arf
Sharon cried out, "I have a bobble-head doll that looks just like you!"
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And these were just the ones on the first 15-min segment of the Maury Povich Show claiming to be the mothers of Obamalama love children. It was going to be a long hour.
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