Monday, May 21, 2012

Let's Cuddle


1. "Dayum," thought Oprah. "My best couch... slaughtered and skinned."
2. M'Chel comforted Oprah. "That's OK, no one's ever beaten me in a 'nastiest queef' showdown."
3. The Giant 'Munge We Can Believe In' Banner' was an inspiration to all leftist women... well, mostly the ones in comfortable shoes.
4. Have you ever heard a steel folding chair groan audibly?
5. The Kilngon and the Billionaire, coming this Fall on the CW!


Best of metalgarth
ATABHE*

*and then Al Bundy's head exploded

Best of metalgarth
Hopefully, Chewbacca didn't use the Falcon's nav computer to download this "wookie porn".

Best of dadoctah
"Now if Tony Orlando ever gets here, we can start the reunion concert."

Best of JohnS1959
"Oh Oprah - I was hoping you were going to take the audience to Australia again. I could use a vacation!", opined the First Lady

11 comments:

best of said...

Oprah, your network isn't doing so well and Gayle King has left you. Obama and I support gay marriage and there is something I want to tell you about Obama and I.

metalgarth said...

ATABHE*

*and then Al Bundy's head exploded

metalgarth said...

Hopefully, Chewbacca didn't use the Falcon's nav computer to download this "wookie porn".

dadoctah said...

"Now if Tony Orlando ever gets here, we can start the reunion concert."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

They're laughing because the Secret Service just intercepted that idiot Kanyahoo West as he was trying to jump up on stage and grab the microphone. Now they're draggign him away for some old-fashioned "remedial education."

WordVerify: twentle - somewhere between eleventy and a bajillion

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"You know, Oprah, my husband isn't the only Obama that supports gay marriage."

jimmy said...

M'Chel: "You lost $330 million on OWN?"
Oprah: "Yeah, I'll never be as good as squandering money as you and Barry."
M'Chel: "Damn straight!" {laughter}

Mt Hankey said...

No really...keep smiling for the crowd. Stedman is dead & I have Gayle in chains in the White House dungeon. One more crack about telling folks to vote their conscience and she's history.

prince of leaves said...

Moments later, photo-op finished, simultaneous word-bubbles: "We're done? Good, now git away from me bitch before I claw your eyes out."

JohnS1959 said...

"Oh Oprah - I was hoping you were going to take the audience to Australia again. I could use a vacation!", opined the First Lady

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Lions and tigers and DORKS, oh my!"
Even black cougars start laughing out loud when asked if the "new" black panthers have any redeeming social value.