A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
"Obie, I'm open!"
Obviously the force doesn't work in sports.
Gambling tip: Always bet on the team as Lord Vadar.
These are not the points you were looking for.
Betcha 5 quatloos I can bounce it off Darth's head and into the hoop.That.is.not.the.bet.you're.looking.for.-OR-The Godfather Part 9 - Darth Vader, Racketeer Thawtbubble: If he could be turned, he will become a powerful ally. -OR-Darth as a BB CoachYou are unwise to lower your defenses!Enough with the revenge thing, Maul. You need to reach your centre. Go to your dark place.
Vader thawtbubble: I can understand the emperor being displeased with me, but to make me a ghetto b-ball coach on this gawdforsaken planet really sucks.-OR-Vader thawtbubble: Sigh, they never pick me.
"Aren't you a little short for a point guard?"
Yeah right... like a storm trooper could hit a 3 point shot...
Darth Vader thought bubble: Stormtroopers can't jump.
"I don't see how this is helping us find those droids."
"I find your lack of game...disturbing."
Boba Fett, go in for number 300,542...
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good Blazer on your team, kid.
no, No, >wheeze< NO!Without teamwork, we won't even beat >wheeze< the Ewok team!
Stop cloning around and shoot the ball.
C'mon Darth, stop singing Ebony and Ivory.-OR-OW! Vader, you almost took my finger off. This is NOT one of Yoda's seeker drones, it's a basketball!-OR-Will you stop making that powering up the super laser sound? This isn't a death star and Floyd isn't Alderaan.
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