Tuesday, May 08, 2012

It's Always Sunny in Saudi Arabia

Brender

1. "Bend over, Abdul, tonight, I'll be the Muslim Brotherhood, and you be Obama."


2. "On your knees, Abdul. Tonight,  you be Obama, and I'll be Frank Marshall Davis."

3. "Hussein, you need only spritz Drakkar Noir, not bathe in it."

4. "Joe Biden says he's totally comfortable with this... and SO AM I!"

5. "Do I smell dog meat on your breath? You know that's haram."



Best of Muhammad Neidermeyer
"A pledge pin! On your thwab? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?”

Best of marco
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Adbul."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Tonight, my friend, we party like it's 999."

THreadwinner: Jack Reacher
...and then the Dearborn City Council meeting was called to order.

Best of prince of leaves
According to Keffiyeh Code, the one on the left tops camels, while the one on the right bottoms for underage boys.

Best of Spin
"That table cloth really brings out your eyes"


Best of Dactyl
Are you sure that Eskimo kisses won't get us stoned to death?

Best of blue
in Amerika Obama says we can get married!!!

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If Uncle Ahmed was't so stinking rich, I wouldn't let him greet me this way. Or would I?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close-talkers.
ORA SEINFELD

20 comments:

Muhammad Neidermeyer said...

"A pledge pin! On your thwab? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?”

marco said...

"I wish I knew how to quit you, Adbul."

Jack Reacher said...

"Nope, still there. Try a Kleenex."

Jack Reacher said...

"Tonight, my friend, we party like it's 999."

Jack Reacher said...

"It won't work, Ahmed. I'm an Apple, you're a PC."

Jack Reacher said...

...and then the Dearborn City Council meeting was called to order.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yemenesians have one of the oddest customs in the world. They count each others nose hairs. Many agree it's something of a turn-on after sleeping with a camel.

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Dueling Noses -

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Things You Did Not Know #2834
The saying, "Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes" lost its appeal with the invention of sunglasses.

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Sociologists use this as a sign a third world country is evolving. They stop sniffing each others butts and start checking for halitosis.

prince of leaves said...

According to Keffiyeh Code, the one on the left tops camels, while the one on the right bottoms for underage boys.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In a society where cell phones are prohibited:
"Can you hear me now?"

Spin said...

"That table cloth really brings out your eyes"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close talkers.
ORA Friends

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Halloween in Bahrain:
I'm going as a Pizza Hut franchise. You?
Stevie Wonder.

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Ancient Bedouin Proverb: Never let a blind armless beggar feel you face if he has a bad head cold.

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Brokeback Sand Dune

Dactyl said...

Are you sure that Eskimo kisses won't get us stoned to death?

blue said...

in Amerika Obama says we can get married!!!

Submariner said...

Ang Lee is remaking Dune, eh?

Submariner said...

The Islamic version of Madonna kisses Britney in 3... 2... 1...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "If Uncle Ahmed was't so stinking rich, I wouldn't let him greet me this way. Or would I?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Age-related Erratum:
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close-talkers.
ORA SEINFELD

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Confucius Says: Never engage in a stare-down contest with a man who wears sunglasses.

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Abdul, your pores are so clean!
It's that new face peel my wife gets at the duty-free shop.

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The first issue cover models for Hamas' Fern Bar Oases of Palestine were later found buried up to their necks in sand.

Dr. Doom said...

"You're much better than a woman Jamal", explained Jalil, "You can drive me home after the camel races..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well, this is another fine mess you've got me into!
ORA Laurel & Hardy

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Arab stand-up comics Frickez & Frakmed reprise the Obama/Romney televised debate, but something's lost in translation.

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Hassam, I have some good news and bad news.
Tell me the bad news first.
Your wife is cheating on you.
What's the good news?
She's not one of your top 10 favorite wives.