1. "Bend over, Abdul, tonight, I'll be the Muslim Brotherhood, and you be Obama."
2. "On your knees, Abdul. Tonight, you be Obama, and I'll be Frank Marshall Davis."
3. "Hussein, you need only spritz Drakkar Noir, not bathe in it."
4. "Joe Biden says he's totally comfortable with this... and SO AM I!"
5. "Do I smell dog meat on your breath? You know that's haram."
Best of Muhammad Neidermeyer
"A pledge pin! On your thwab? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?”
Best of marco
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Adbul."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tonight, my friend, we party like it's 999."
THreadwinner: Jack Reacher
...and then the Dearborn City Council meeting was called to order.
Best of prince of leaves
According to Keffiyeh Code, the one on the left tops camels, while the one on the right bottoms for underage boys.
Best of Spin
"That table cloth really brings out your eyes"
Best of Dactyl
Are you sure that Eskimo kisses won't get us stoned to death?
Best of blue
in Amerika Obama says we can get married!!!
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If Uncle Ahmed was't so stinking rich, I wouldn't let him greet me this way. Or would I?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close-talkers.