1. "Bend over, Abdul, tonight, I'll be the Muslim Brotherhood, and you be Obama."
2. "On your knees, Abdul. Tonight, you be Obama, and I'll be Frank Marshall Davis."
3. "Hussein, you need only spritz Drakkar Noir, not bathe in it."
4. "Joe Biden says he's totally comfortable with this... and SO AM I!"
5. "Do I smell dog meat on your breath? You know that's haram."
Best of Muhammad Neidermeyer
"A pledge pin! On your thwab? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?”
Best of marco
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Adbul."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tonight, my friend, we party like it's 999."
THreadwinner: Jack Reacher
...and then the Dearborn City Council meeting was called to order.
Best of prince of leaves
According to Keffiyeh Code, the one on the left tops camels, while the one on the right bottoms for underage boys.
Best of Spin
"That table cloth really brings out your eyes"
Best of Dactyl
Are you sure that Eskimo kisses won't get us stoned to death?
Best of blue
in Amerika Obama says we can get married!!!
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If Uncle Ahmed was't so stinking rich, I wouldn't let him greet me this way. Or would I?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close-talkers.
ORA SEINFELD
20 comments:
"A pledge pin! On your thwab? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?”
"I wish I knew how to quit you, Adbul."
"Nope, still there. Try a Kleenex."
"Tonight, my friend, we party like it's 999."
"It won't work, Ahmed. I'm an Apple, you're a PC."
...and then the Dearborn City Council meeting was called to order.
Yemenesians have one of the oddest customs in the world. They count each others nose hairs. Many agree it's something of a turn-on after sleeping with a camel.
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Dueling Noses -
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Things You Did Not Know #2834
The saying, "Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes" lost its appeal with the invention of sunglasses.
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Sociologists use this as a sign a third world country is evolving. They stop sniffing each others butts and start checking for halitosis.
According to Keffiyeh Code, the one on the left tops camels, while the one on the right bottoms for underage boys.
In a society where cell phones are prohibited:
"Can you hear me now?"
"That table cloth really brings out your eyes"
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close talkers.
ORA Friends
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Halloween in Bahrain:
I'm going as a Pizza Hut franchise. You?
Stevie Wonder.
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Ancient Bedouin Proverb: Never let a blind armless beggar feel you face if he has a bad head cold.
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Brokeback Sand Dune
Are you sure that Eskimo kisses won't get us stoned to death?
in Amerika Obama says we can get married!!!
Ang Lee is remaking Dune, eh?
The Islamic version of Madonna kisses Britney in 3... 2... 1...
Thawt bubble; "If Uncle Ahmed was't so stinking rich, I wouldn't let him greet me this way. Or would I?"
Age-related Erratum:
Checkerboard Towelhead thawtbubble: I hate close-talkers.
ORA SEINFELD
Confucius Says: Never engage in a stare-down contest with a man who wears sunglasses.
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Abdul, your pores are so clean!
It's that new face peel my wife gets at the duty-free shop.
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The first issue cover models for Hamas' Fern Bar Oases of Palestine were later found buried up to their necks in sand.
"You're much better than a woman Jamal", explained Jalil, "You can drive me home after the camel races..."
Well, this is another fine mess you've got me into!
ORA Laurel & Hardy
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Arab stand-up comics Frickez & Frakmed reprise the Obama/Romney televised debate, but something's lost in translation.
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Hassam, I have some good news and bad news.
Tell me the bad news first.
Your wife is cheating on you.
What's the good news?
She's not one of your top 10 favorite wives.
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