Friday, May 11, 2012
In the Not Too Distant Future...
1. With the help of a generous stimulus grant, The Black Panthers got a lot more effective at voter suppression over the last four years.
2. By 2016, the TSA's mission creep had really gotten out of hand; those who questioned their tactics were still dismissed as paranoid, anti-Government cranks.
3. "All right, take this Gay Marriage opponent to the Re-Education Camp with all the other h8rs."
4. "All I said was Obama hadn't lived up to the 2008 Hype." "Take this Racist! to the train station."
5. "Maybe this will teach you not to record Monday Night Football without the expressed, written consent of the NFL and ABC Sports."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Romney says we gotta cut your hair too pretty boy."
Best of metalgarth
(Alternate Future #42378 where V the K is supreme ruler) "Look, punk, your O.R. is little too O. next time stick to something from Futurama, Men in Black, Kentucky Fried Movie, or Blazing Saddles"
Best of Double the U
"STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! or we will pepper-spray and taser your ass for a seventh time!"
Best of prince of leaves
Oddly enough it wasn't the info on chemtrails and FEMA death camps that got Alex Jones taken down, it was his expose of Michelle Obama's true BMI.
Best of Spin
"Don't rape me bro"
Best of JohnS1959
"OK, OK, I bought my kid one Happy Meal", cried Mr. Jones, "It won't happen again, I promise..."
Best of Dr. Doom
"But I'm not gay and I'm already married...to a woman", said Bobby to the Equity in Marriage Czar's SWAT Team.
Best of Dr. Doom
The Obama Administration Goon Squad finally catches up with VtheK. Best Ofs will be somewhat delayed...
Best of blue
When Obama says he's OK with gay marriage that means you are too....
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Alright, VtheK, are you going to catch up on the "Best of's" or are we going to have to taze you again?
Best of Jack Reacher
Standard Cap. # 398