Friday, May 04, 2012

Glamour Shots from Hell, Part I

a.k.a. The Chive




Best of Cat Whisperer
The first photograph of Obama’s “composite girlfriend” surface

Best of Rodney Dill
...and bachelor #2 actually prefers hockey moms over pit bulls.

Best of GregMan
"Maybe if Barry sees this picture he'll take me back as his man-lover and dump that Klingon bitch M'chel."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Casting journalistic integrity out the window while trying to corner the BBW demographic, NBC-Miami releases what they claim is an age-progression photo of Tray the von.

Best of Shayne
If Obama had a son - and he went on to front DeBarge - this is what he'd look like.

Best of metalgarth
"How Milli met Vanilli"

Best of Dactyl
The real reason RGIII wasn't the #1 pick in the NFL draft.

12 comments:

Cat Whisperer said...

The first photograph of Obama’s “composite girlfriend” surface

Rodney Dill said...

...and bachelor #2 actually prefers hockey moms over pit bulls.

GregMan said...

"Maybe if Barry sees this picture he'll take me back as his man-lover and dump that Klingon bitch M'chel."

GregMan said...

Why does the signature say, "To Uncle Frank, with love, Barry S."?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

*Al Sharpton's
*Chaz Bono's
*Rosie O'Donnell's
[INSERT NAME] self-image.


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No Virgins for You!
Karma - When the suicidal Arizona neo-nazi wakes up in Hell, he's trapped in an I Dream of Jeannie's bottle... with this moop.

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Against advice of counsel: In a bizarre misguided attempt to reverse the damage done to his reputation, John Edwards looked at the jury, patted down that $400 cowlick and held up a large boudoir photo of Jamal Theonious White who he proclaims is his real lover.

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Casting journalistic integrity out the window while trying to corner the BBW demographic, NBC-Miami releases what they claim is an age-progression photo of Tray the von.

Shayne said...

If Obama had a son - and he went on to front DeBarge - this is what he'd look like.

metalgarth said...

"How Milli met Vanilli"

dadoctah said...

Meet Rudy from Ang Lee's "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids".

Dactyl said...

The real reason RGIII wasn't the #1 pick in the NFL draft.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TGirl business card template?

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Sgt. Dent's defense for burning down the entire barracks... "Your honor, he pasted this on the outside top of his footlocker! Don't ask Dont Tell can only be ignored for so long."

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PROFILING... it works!
Would you buy a used car from this person? No? How about a dime bag of crack? Right.

prince of leaves said...

"Why yes, my name *is* Two-Pack..."

prince of leaves said...

IMDB profile: "Harris became a sensation after his portrayal of Klaatu in the down-low video 'The Night the Earth Swung Like a Hammock'."