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Best of Cat Whisperer
The first photograph of Obama’s “composite girlfriend” surface
Best of Rodney Dill
...and bachelor #2 actually prefers hockey moms over pit bulls.
Best of GregMan
"Maybe if Barry sees this picture he'll take me back as his man-lover and dump that Klingon bitch M'chel."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Casting journalistic integrity out the window while trying to corner the BBW demographic, NBC-Miami releases what they claim is an age-progression photo of Tray the von.
Best of Shayne
If Obama had a son - and he went on to front DeBarge - this is what he'd look like.
Best of metalgarth
"How Milli met Vanilli"
Best of Dactyl
The real reason RGIII wasn't the #1 pick in the NFL draft.

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The first photograph of Obama’s “composite girlfriend” surface
...and bachelor #2 actually prefers hockey moms over pit bulls.
"Maybe if Barry sees this picture he'll take me back as his man-lover and dump that Klingon bitch M'chel."
Why does the signature say, "To Uncle Frank, with love, Barry S."?
*Al Sharpton's
*Chaz Bono's
*Rosie O'Donnell's
[INSERT NAME] self-image.
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No Virgins for You!
Karma - When the suicidal Arizona neo-nazi wakes up in Hell, he's trapped in an I Dream of Jeannie's bottle... with this moop.
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Against advice of counsel: In a bizarre misguided attempt to reverse the damage done to his reputation, John Edwards looked at the jury, patted down that $400 cowlick and held up a large boudoir photo of Jamal Theonious White who he proclaims is his real lover.
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Casting journalistic integrity out the window while trying to corner the BBW demographic, NBC-Miami releases what they claim is an age-progression photo of Tray the von.
If Obama had a son - and he went on to front DeBarge - this is what he'd look like.
"How Milli met Vanilli"
Meet Rudy from Ang Lee's "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids".
The real reason RGIII wasn't the #1 pick in the NFL draft.
TGirl business card template?
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Sgt. Dent's defense for burning down the entire barracks... "Your honor, he pasted this on the outside top of his footlocker! Don't ask Dont Tell can only be ignored for so long."
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PROFILING... it works!
Would you buy a used car from this person? No? How about a dime bag of crack? Right.
"Why yes, my name *is* Two-Pack..."
IMDB profile: "Harris became a sensation after his portrayal of Klaatu in the down-low video 'The Night the Earth Swung Like a Hammock'."
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