Friday, May 11, 2012

Fred "F-ckin'" Rogers---That's My Name, Mo-Fo

Divine Miss M

1. Mr Rogers didn't like Rosie O'Donnell either.

2. Mr Rogers is also not happy with Obama's gay marriage announcement.

3. ORA: "F-ck it! There's no words there! This f-cking thing sucks! We'll do it live!"

4. "Yeah, well F-ck you, too, Mr. McFeely. Y'fat sack  of crap!"

5. I can't see myself ever making one of those retarded "It gets better" videos, but I can see myself making this precise gesture in one of those retarded "It gets better" videos.

Best of Jack Reacher 
Just after the excise tax on sneakers and sweaters was announced.


Best of metalgarth 
No, I don't want to be your neighbor so quit f--king asking!


Best of Dactyl 
"...So I said, here's what I think of you and your show, Captain Kangaroo! And that's when he came at me with the ping pong balls."


Best of jimmy 
This will make a nice companion piece alongside my topless photos of Miss Kathy from Romper Room.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae 
Mr. Rogers didn't take it kindly when Blue's Clues tried to take his fan base.

Best of Dr. Doom 
Fred Rogers reacts to Eddie Murphy's portrayal of him on SNL.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston Mr. Rogers Chats with Art Linkletter I swear, Art, the G-Spot really does exist, but you have to poke around a bit to find it.

Best of Rodney Dill 
Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today we're gonna give Mr. Cat a proctology exam. Can you say "WROwWROwWROwWROwWROw!" Good, I knew you could.

20 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Just after the excise tax on sneakers and sweaters was announced.

metalgarth said...

No, I don't want to be your neighbor so quit f--king asking!

Dr. Doom said...

"Well you tell Joe Biden, Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Green Jeans that I don't swing that way", said Mr. Rogers...

Cat Whisperer said...

Mr. Rogers returns from a futuristic Neighborhood of Make-Believe where a doggy-eating, community-organizing SCOAMF is President of the United States.

Rodney Dill said...

Hello Boys and Girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today, April 17 2012, is Tax Freedom Day. Do you know how we celebrate Tax Freedom Day?.... Good I knew you could.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, Shari Lewis, here's my impression of what Lamb Chop looks like naked!"

Dactyl said...

Mr. Rogers' drunken onscreen rant made for some bad press, but even that was forgotten after Lady Aberlin's wardrobe malfunction.

Dactyl said...

"...So I said, here's what I think of you and your show, Captain Kangaroo! And that's when he came at me with the ping pong balls."

jimmy said...

This will make a nice companion piece alongside my topless photos of Miss Kathy from Romper Room.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can't do what on live tv? This?
You mean I can't do... THIS?
Well, I have news for you, Mr. Censor, I'll do THIS any damn time I want. I might even do a double THIS! Whoa, whaddya think about THIS? I'd do a quadruple THIS if I could get my sneakers off but I always make those darn knots too tight.

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Gang signals are okay, but flipping the bird at congress, not okay. Got it.
HEY CONGRESS... UP YOURS!

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Mr. Rogers didn't take it kindly when Blue's Clues tried to take his fan base.

Dr. Doom said...

Fred Rogers reacts to Eddie Murphy's portrayal of him on SNL.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Things You Did Not Know #958
Coincidentally, just before rigor mortis set in and Mr. Rogers was buried, the mortician honored his last request.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. Rogers Chats with Art Linkletter
Hmmm, the "darndest" thing? Well, I had one brat ask me if I could do this with both hands while hopping on one foot and tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.

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Yeah, I have a perfect response for any IRS agent threatening me with an audit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Art, I was pretty naive in first grade. A 2nd grader, Lamont Worthington, told me I should raise this finger to tell the teacher I had to pee, and these 2 if I had to crap. Got into a lot of trouble before the principal cleared that up.

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Itsy Bitsy Spider - U R Doing It RONG

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I swear, this really does stop a nose bleed.

-OR-

Don't mess with me. These fingers are registered with the police.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I swear, Art, the G-Spot really does exist, but you have to poke around a bit to find it.

-OR-

My Bucket List? I'd like to have those Harlem Globetrotter dudes teach me how to spin b-balls on my fingertips.

Rodney Dill said...


Why do birds suddenly appear,
everytime... you are near...

Rodney Dill said...

Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today we're gonna give Mr. Cat a proctology exam. Can you say "WROwWROwWROwWROwWROw!" Good, I knew you could.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, Captain Kangaroo!!!"