Divine Miss M
1. Mr Rogers didn't like Rosie O'Donnell either.
2. Mr Rogers is also not happy with Obama's gay marriage announcement.
3. ORA: "F-ck it! There's no words there! This f-cking thing sucks! We'll do it live!"
4. "Yeah, well F-ck you, too, Mr. McFeely. Y'fat sack of crap!"
5. I can't see myself ever making one of those retarded "It gets better" videos, but I can see myself making this precise gesture in one of those retarded "It gets better" videos.
Best of Jack Reacher
Just after the excise tax on sneakers and sweaters was announced.
Best of metalgarth
No, I don't want to be your neighbor so quit f--king asking!
Best of Dactyl
"...So I said, here's what I think of you and your show, Captain Kangaroo! And that's when he came at me with the ping pong balls."
Best of jimmy
This will make a nice companion piece alongside my topless photos of Miss Kathy from Romper Room.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Mr. Rogers didn't take it kindly when Blue's Clues tried to take his fan base.
Best of Dr. Doom
Fred Rogers reacts to Eddie Murphy's portrayal of him on SNL.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mr. Rogers Chats with Art Linkletter
I swear, Art, the G-Spot really does exist, but you have to poke around a bit to find it.
Best of Rodney Dill
Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today we're gonna give Mr. Cat a proctology exam. Can you say "WROwWROwWROwWROwWROw!" Good, I knew you could.