Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Dad?

Schneider


1. The Romney campaign moved quickly to hire a new national security spokesman.

2. That money-making scheme really only works with smooth young black boys.

3. Tony the Tiger jumped right off the poster and bitch-slapped him, as anyone would.

4. Your food stamp and disability tax dollars at work.

5. And then Bruce enacted the brilliant second stage of his foolproof plan to shop lift bananas.


Best of GregMan
"Why yes, I do vote Democrat. How did you know?"

Best of Jack Reacher
Wal Mart Greeter: UR DOIN IT RONG!

Best of  metalgarth
Chaz Bono. The later years.

Best of  Dactyl
Looks like Andrew Klavan's got the day off.

Best of  dadoctah
"Clean up on aisles twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and sixteen!"

Best of  Dr. Doom
"Of course I belong here", said Bruce indignantly, "Those flakes are not going to frost themselves you know..."

12 comments:

Double the U said...

If the first thing you noticed was the Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops.... wait... that doesn't clarify it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Define "Event Horizon" - tremor-caused blurriness in a picture taken just before a photographer breaks into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

-OR-

Photographer: Okay Grandpa, no more damn prostate breaks, no more mooning the cashiers, just smile and let's get this over with.

-OR-

Diaper-Fetishist Thawtbubble: I'm smiling cause I know exactly when my laxatives kicked in.

-OR-

Fruit Loops... how apropos.

GregMan said...

"Why yes, I do vote Democrat, why do you ask?"

Jack Reacher said...

Wal Mart Greeter: UR DOIN IT RONG!

GregMan said...

See, back in the day, you could just lock Grampa in the basement and not have to worry about this sort of thing anymore...

metalgarth said...

Chaz Bono. The later years.

metalgarth said...

Yes, I'm a "bronie". Why do you ask?

Dactyl said...

Looks like Andrew Klavan's got the day off.

dadoctah said...

"Clean up on aisles twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and sixteen!"

Jack Reacher said...

I see the EPA has found a replacement for Al Armendariz after his "Crucify them" comment.

kg said...

Obama's Julia, post-op.

Dr. Doom said...

"Of course I belong here", said Bruce indignantly, "Those flakes are not going to frost themselves you know..."