1. The Romney campaign moved quickly to hire a new national security spokesman.
2. That money-making scheme really only works with smooth young black boys.
3. Tony the Tiger jumped right off the poster and bitch-slapped him, as anyone would.
4. Your food stamp and disability tax dollars at work.
5. And then Bruce enacted the brilliant second stage of his foolproof plan to shop lift bananas.
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"Why yes, I do vote Democrat. How did you know?"
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Wal Mart Greeter: UR DOIN IT RONG!
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Chaz Bono. The later years.
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Looks like Andrew Klavan's got the day off.
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"Clean up on aisles twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and sixteen!"
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"Of course I belong here", said Bruce indignantly, "Those flakes are not going to frost themselves you know..."