Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Crazy Purple Knockout Gas


1. "Don't bother denying it, Grimmis. We know you've been making a run to the border, y'damn traitor."

2. Ang Lee's LOST Movie made the smoke monster infinitely more fabulous!

3. The Minnesota illegal fireworks SWAT Team prepares to Taser another pair of 11 year old boys.

4. Once again, the villain known as 'The Grape Midget' makes a daring escape from the clutches of law enforcement.

5. Grape burritos... new at Taco Bell!


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Road Runner comes out of the closet.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
That's some good Purple Haze.

Best of  metalgarth
Michael Bay directs the video for Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn, I sure wish Christo hadn't gotten that Pentagon contract."

Best of Cat Whisperer
The First Gay President orders the troops to lay down a FABULOUS smoke screen.

Best of GregMan
Elizabeth Warren's attempt at a traditional Cherokee smoke-signal goes horribly wrong.

Best of Dr. Doom
After the repeal of DADT, Mr. Panetta approved the use of designer smoke screen colors to make the troops feel more at home...

Best of Jack Reacher
The Marines don't wait for a falling house to solve their wicked witch infestations.

Best of arf
Barney the Dinosaur's favorite joke.
"Pull my finger".

16 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Road Runner comes out of the closet.

-0R-

"Belling the Rat"
Secret Service agents finally attach a marker to Obamalama's podium-stalking rat.

-OR-

One of the stranger creatures PETA released from Chimera Biotech Inc.'s lab was a hitherto unknown species of land squid.

-OR-

The grape-flatulation ingredient gives police a new weapon in the fight against Oxycontin abuse. Here, Rush Limbaugh tries to avoid being caught in a sting.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

That's some good Purple Haze.

metalgarth said...

Michael Bay directs the video for Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water"

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn, I sure wish Christo hadn't gotten that Pentagon contract."

Rodney Dill said...

Hendrix still rocks

Cat Whisperer said...

The First Gay President orders the troops to lay down a FABULOUS smoke screen.

Rodney Dill said...

@Cat Whisperer: ...and it looks mauve-elous.

GregMan said...

"Damn, M'chel, that is one awe-inspiring queef!"

GregMan said...

Elizabeth Warren's attempt at a traditional Cherokee smoke-signal goes horribly wrong.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Police call off alarm... just a ghey boy scout trying to earn his Fire by Friction merit badge.

-OR-

Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Where there's purple smoke, there's a thimply Fabulous Flambé

Dr. Doom said...

After the repeal of DADT, Mr. Panetta approved the use of designer smoke screen colors to make the troops feel more at home...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Barney has the weirdest farts.

Jack Reacher said...

The Marines don't wait for a falling house to solve their wicked witch infestations.

prince of leaves said...

"If this hedge is any indication, I'd say we've found the secret Iranian nuclear lab, boys..."

Anonymous said...

Barney the Dinosaur's favorite joke.

"Pull my finger".


.............arf

Spin said...

♪♫ Smoke On the ...Grasses(boom boom) Burning in my Ass