1. "Don't bother denying it, Grimmis. We know you've been making a run to the border, y'damn traitor."
2. Ang Lee's LOST Movie made the smoke monster infinitely more fabulous!
3. The Minnesota illegal fireworks SWAT Team prepares to Taser another pair of 11 year old boys.
4. Once again, the villain known as 'The Grape Midget' makes a daring escape from the clutches of law enforcement.
5. Grape burritos... new at Taco Bell!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Road Runner comes out of the closet.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
That's some good Purple Haze.
Best of metalgarth
Michael Bay directs the video for Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn, I sure wish Christo hadn't gotten that Pentagon contract."
Best of Cat Whisperer
The First Gay President orders the troops to lay down a FABULOUS smoke screen.
Best of GregMan
Elizabeth Warren's attempt at a traditional Cherokee smoke-signal goes horribly wrong.
Best of Dr. Doom
After the repeal of DADT, Mr. Panetta approved the use of designer smoke screen colors to make the troops feel more at home...
Best of Jack Reacher
The Marines don't wait for a falling house to solve their wicked witch infestations.
Best of arf
Barney the Dinosaur's favorite joke.
"Pull my finger".