1. "Just sayin'... we could just grow weed, you know."
2. "Two pasty white sacrifices for your altar, Lord Tyronius."
3. "Is that a water bottle in your pocket or... oh, damn, it's just a water bottle in your pocket."
4. "Gaia demands virgin blood to make the crops grow."
5. "I said, what does Marcellus Wallace look like. English, muthafukka, do you speak it!"
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Has anyone seen Piggy?"
Best of GregMan
"Where are da white... oh here comes one now."
Best of Dactyl
Damn, you're right. You *can* still smell the camp from over here.
Best of prince of leaves
Tonight's Portlandia episode: "Hipsters of the Corn".