Wednesday, May 02, 2012

By the twitching of my thumbs, something squatchy this way comes

Zombeh


1. "Just sayin'... we could just grow weed, you know."

2. "Two pasty white sacrifices for your altar, Lord Tyronius."

3. "Is that a water bottle in your pocket or... oh, damn, it's just a water bottle in your pocket."

4. "Gaia demands virgin blood to make the crops grow."

5. "I said, what does Marcellus Wallace look like. English, muthafukka, do you speak it!"


Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Has anyone seen Piggy?"

Best of GregMan
"Where are da white... oh here comes one now."

Best of Dactyl
Damn, you're right. You *can* still smell the camp from over here.

Best of prince of leaves
Tonight's Portlandia episode: "Hipsters of the Corn".

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Has anyone seen Piggy?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Survivor: Sacramento Edition."

GregMan said...

"Where are da white... oh here comes one now."

GregMan said...

"No, really, we can poop right here! And it makes stuff grow!"

The Occupy movement re-discovers the concept of "fertilizer". Nevertheless they still all manage to starve to death within days.

Curmudgeon said...

This is good dirt. I've always preferred brown dirt.

Submariner said...

ORA riff on Curmudgeon.

"I'm a cowboy. You must be Captain Fantastic."

Dactyl said...

Damn, you're right. You *can* still smell the camp from over here.

Double the U said...

Welllll long story short, we thought we would like communism until we found out we had to work.

prince of leaves said...

Tonight's Portlandia episode: "Hipsters of the Corn".

Anonymous said...

We want you to leave this land of Kenya, and be our president in
The United States. I'm Bill,
and your name is....?

Spin said...

Bringing a water bottle to a fist fight.

Barry, the early years

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

No vacancies, no vacancies! The last one like you we let in just stood around all day holding a rake but never actually did any work. Plus, a few of the girls were assaulted and when he left, a bunch of jewelry was missing. Not that I'm profiling, mind ya.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Zombie movie. Ever.