Tuesday, May 22, 2012

But He Loves Wheat Thins!

SRSLY, I missed the part in the New Testament where Jesus tells his disciples to carry signs around and hate people.

1. "So, by implication, you guys are presuming that God Loves Douchebags?"
2. "OK, mom I held up your sign so you can get on the Today Show. Can I get some ice cream now?"
3. Once again, Timmy the Tiniest Twink taunts a H8r into shame with his cutting fashion critiques.
4. Billy stared at the grass and asked himself, "Is this really what I want to do with my life?" The next day, he signed up for soccer camp and was kicked out of the WBC.
5. "You Westboro Baptists make me puke! ... Oh, wait, you're a Muslim? Oh, never mind, then. Hate all the fags you want."



Best of Rodney Dill
"This the guy that came in the PEDO suv?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The irony of the situation wasn't lost on the commander of a passing alien spacecraft whose scanner just identified a group of humans ripe for probing.

Best of dadoctah
You know what God *really* hates? Parents who send their kids to stand in the street holding signs they can't even read just so they don't miss two-for-one happy hour.

Best of Steve O
The anti-tobacco lobby is SO misunderstood.

10 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Looks like they ran out of their "I'm in because..." signs. Poor planning on their part.

Boys Bedroom said...

Hi
Cool post! Thank you for an excellent write-up specifically about this topic.

Rodney Dill said...

"This the guy that came in the PEDO suv?"

Rodney Dill said...

Takei: "Oh My!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typical welcoming committee for the annual migration of the Ghey Devil Worshipers motorcycle gang. Homobamalama refuses to sue the local sheriff.

-OR-

Bawney Fwank fired his travel secretary for not researching the town where the ex-congwessmyn was due to give a commenthement speech.

-OR-

Timmy didn't want to be photographed for fear he'd be recognized by his friends at the bathhouse in nearby Chesterville.

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The irony of the situation wasn't lost on the commander of a passing alien spacecraft whose scanner just identified a group of humans ripe for probing.

dadoctah said...

You know what God *really* hates? Parents who send their kids to stand in the street holding signs they can't even read just so they don't miss two-for-one happy hour.

Steve O said...

The anti-tobacco lobby is SO misunderstood.

Anonymous said...

Interestingly, this kid's shirt says "Yalla Vote," which is an arab American Institute get-out-the-vote campaign. One of its mandates is to find creative ways to put out a good image for its organization. Not defending the cultists, just putting this out there: http://www.aaiusa.org/pages/yalla-vote/

Robert said...

WBC protesters are gloomy because they hadn't thought of the electric fence first.

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/05/22/pastor-build-electrified-fence-for-gays-so-they-die-out/

Rodney Dill said...

Inspector Clouseau: "Does your God bite?"