Friday, May 18, 2012

Another Frakking Idiot for the Frakking Idiot


The Morons at Acebook finish the sign... 

... from cheaper gas and lower unemployment
... from working, thinking, and being responsible.
... from President Biden


Best of Jack Reacher
...from a serious foreign policy and workable energy policy.

Best of joshua
...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about Guantanamo, rendition, and secret assassination squads.

Best of prince of leaves
I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the backstories of the Marvel Universe.

Best of Rodney Dill
Must've already saved the cheerleader

Best of Spin
... not to mention money on my car insurance too!

Best of Kaptain Krude
...and redeems it for valuable coupons!

Best of Dactyl
And by the way, has anyone seen my sunglasses? I can't find them anywhere.

Best of GregMan
...from THE JOOOS!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm in becau-...that's funny, I can't seem to find my Old Navy bag around here anywhere."

blah blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah kerplodes blah blah blah...



23 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Smile and say, "I'm Ready to Look Foolish"
CBS says the new version of Candid Camera is very profitable. One retired gag writer, a ream of card stock paper and a few illegals from Arizona and the show practically produces itself.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Organizing for America" is brought to you by Acorns that dig up squirrels.

Artfldgr said...

from too much freedom, it should be rationed

Artfldgr said...

from someone else that could have been worse, like the jobs he saved.

Spin said...

Why Denis Miller dubbed him The Kardashian president

Jack Reacher said...

...from a serious foreign policy and workable energy policy.

...from boring Twitter hashtags.

...from too much time spent working, earning, building...

joshua said...

...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about the poor state of the economy.

joshua said...

...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about Guantanamo, rendition, and secret assassination squads.

joshua said...

...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about a "go it alone" foreign policy while he declared war on Libya without consulting congress, overthrew a foreign government without actually admitting that was the goal, or defining a time line and an exit strategy.

prince of leaves said...

Meanwhile, Romney invests in the world: after staging a leveraged buyout of the world, he would fire the underperforming employees, close the unprofitable product lines, and sell off any unneeded assets, restoring it to profitability and freeing up human, financial, and physical capital for more productive uses elsewhere.

prince of leaves said...

I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the backstories of the Marvel Universe.

prince of leaves said...

I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the New Testament.

Rodney Dill said...

Must've already saved the cheerleader

Spin said...

... not to mention money on my car insurance too!

Kaptain Krude said...

...and redeems it for valuable coupons!

JohnS1959 said...

It is true... but I'm guessing she didn't mean Jesus...

Dactyl said...

And by the way, has anyone seen my sunglasses? I can't find them anywhere.

GregMan said...

...from having to work for a living!

GregMan said...

...from prosperity!

GregMan said...

...from THE JOOOS!

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm in becau-...that's funny, I can't seem to find my Old Navy bag around here anywhere."

blah blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah kerplodes blah blah blah...

Barrack Obama said...

I approve this message!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Upon seeing the card the magician had handed them right before the cameras rolled, all the paid actors had the same response ... Hey, this was supposed to be a "Welcome to the Bahamas" ad!