The Morons at Acebook finish the sign...
... from cheaper gas and lower unemployment
... from working, thinking, and being responsible.
... from President Biden
Best of Jack Reacher
...from a serious foreign policy and workable energy policy.
Best of joshua
...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about Guantanamo, rendition, and secret assassination squads.
Best of prince of leaves
I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the backstories of the Marvel Universe.
Best of Rodney Dill
Must've already saved the cheerleader
Best of Spin
... not to mention money on my car insurance too!
Best of Kaptain Krude
...and redeems it for valuable coupons!
Best of Dactyl
And by the way, has anyone seen my sunglasses? I can't find them anywhere.
Best of GregMan
...from THE JOOOS!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm in becau-...that's funny, I can't seem to find my Old Navy bag around here anywhere."
blah blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah kerplodes blah blah blah...
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Smile and say, "I'm Ready to Look Foolish"
CBS says the new version of Candid Camera is very profitable. One retired gag writer, a ream of card stock paper and a few illegals from Arizona and the show practically produces itself.
"Organizing for America" is brought to you by Acorns that dig up squirrels.
from too much freedom, it should be rationed
from someone else that could have been worse, like the jobs he saved.
Why Denis Miller dubbed him The Kardashian president
...from a serious foreign policy and workable energy policy.
...from boring Twitter hashtags.
...from too much time spent working, earning, building...
...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about the poor state of the economy.
...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about Guantanamo, rendition, and secret assassination squads.
...from listening to democrats and their media minions complain about a "go it alone" foreign policy while he declared war on Libya without consulting congress, overthrew a foreign government without actually admitting that was the goal, or defining a time line and an exit strategy.
Meanwhile, Romney invests in the world: after staging a leveraged buyout of the world, he would fire the underperforming employees, close the unprofitable product lines, and sell off any unneeded assets, restoring it to profitability and freeing up human, financial, and physical capital for more productive uses elsewhere.
I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the backstories of the Marvel Universe.
I guess this means Team Obama has now written him into the New Testament.
Must've already saved the cheerleader
... not to mention money on my car insurance too!
...and redeems it for valuable coupons!
It is true... but I'm guessing she didn't mean Jesus...
And by the way, has anyone seen my sunglasses? I can't find them anywhere.
...from having to work for a living!
...from prosperity!
...from THE JOOOS!
"I'm in becau-...that's funny, I can't seem to find my Old Navy bag around here anywhere."
blah blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah kerplodes blah blah blah...
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Upon seeing the card the magician had handed them right before the cameras rolled, all the paid actors had the same response ... Hey, this was supposed to be a "Welcome to the Bahamas" ad!
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