Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Dad?


1. Rosie O'Donnell is looking a little desperate these days.
2. After her catty remarks about Ann Romney, Hillary Rosen became the hottest ticket on the lesbian dating circuit.
3. Current TV announced its replacement for Keith Olbermann this week.
4. Another OWS occupier with a ridiculous and unrealistic demand.
5. How nature says, "Your genetic line has come to an end."


Bes t of GregMan
Front of shirt: "Want Woman!"
Back of shirt: "Don't Ever Expect To Get One!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"No no no", said Chaz Bono to his blind date, "I said I would wear the 'Want Woman!' tank top..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
101 Ways to Troll for Pity Sex... #93

Best of metalgarth
Rejected Time Magazine cover #4163

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Tim McGraw has really let himself go.

Best of Spin
Cover of Moobs-n-Muffin Tops magazine

17 comments:

GregMan said...

Front of shirt: "Want Woman!"

Back of shirt: "Don't Ever Expect To Get One!"

GregMan said...

At least he had the sense to wear a sports bra with moobs like that.

From the Mind of a Madman said...

SINGLE!

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"No no no", said Chaz Bono to his blind date, "I said I would wear the 'Want Woman!' tank top..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The edgy new commercial comparing Match.com to Personals columns really strikes a nerve, doesn't it?

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You're witness to the end product of two people with explosive diarrhea having sex in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Giving new meaning to "Letting it all hang out."

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101 Ways to Troll for Pity Sex... #93

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Where Are They Now? - Roscoe Butane, the original "I Have Two Mommies" guy.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"It says 'want woman', why'd I end up on a Tuesday caption?"

Spin said...

Kevin, just fill out the e-Harmony form already

mega said...

Maybe we were all better off when we thought Bellushi was still dead.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Damned ACLU discrimination testers prepare to mingle at the Natl. Apartment Landlords symposium.

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"I just thought he was a fat slob"
The carefully folded newspaper on Frank's office desk was an embarrassing way to learn about his son's gender confusion issues.

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David Attenborough whispers: Here we see SNL's Chris Farley searching for a mate. In my time as a naturalist, male plumage has changed dramatically but I'm not convinced it's an evolutionary process.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Decades after being photographed at spring break in Bavaria, this was the reason given for TSA's aggressive full body pat down of an aging wheelchair-bound Henry Kissinger. "Just trying to weed out potential underwear bombers," said an unnamed source.

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The Inquirer's photo of the newly divorced Santa Claus confirms rumors about why Ms. Claus dumped his ass.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As Bobbie looks up and fantasizes about the beautiful Charlize Theron, he wonders why she hasn't responded to any of his 1,048 creepy proposals on Twitter.

Rodney Dill said...

Don't taz my bro...

Rodney Dill said...

The Numa Numa workout catches on as the preferred exercise of basement dwelling blogger.

metalgarth said...

Rejected Time Magazine cover #4163

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Tim McGraw has really let himself go.

Spin said...

Cover of Moobs-n-Muffin Tops magazine