Saturday, April 14, 2012

Your Government Cares About You

4 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The fine folks at the Darwin Awards shouldn't be hunting in a baited field...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Texas: Police say today's 150-car and truck pileup has been attributed to a large sign hanging above a freeway overpass. Coincidentally, several hundred cell phone users were flooding the MVA's 79191 number at the time.

Merovign said...

Irony used to be one of our biggest imports, but now we can make enough for ourselves. But that's mostly due to the poor economy.

Dactyl said...

Upon seeing the sign, Nancy Pelosi immediately sent a text message to her top aide: draft a bill to BAN DRIVING!! FOR THE CHILDREN!!!