Monday, April 02, 2012

You Have to Kill the Whale Before You Can Blow It Up

17 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

Just another day at the beach... in Israel...

jj said...

obama again sends troops to the Pacific coastline to guard against those damn invading tsunamis...

jimmy said...

Gomez and Morticia lived to regret encouraging Cousin Itt to get out and meet people.

Spin said...

Paris Hilton thawtbubble: That's Hot

prince of leaves said...

ORA: The Skin of Evil is dismayed to discover that it can't even take a low-key vacation on Raisa without being harassed by Federation security.

prince of leaves said...

Security at St. Tropez does not look kindly on riff-raff yammering on about their bukkits.

prince of leaves said...

"When we post signs saying 'No Burqas Allowed', buy golly we MEAN it, lady!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, is that Pete out there? Or is that his brother Re-Pete?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Newbie paparazzi are so desperate to snap great celebrity bikini malfunctions (AKA, the Maria Menounos Moneyshot) they resort to the old ocean debris camouflage trick... without much success.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Born Loser
First he became entangled in kelp and almost drowned. Then, he was raped by a horny male sea lion. Finally, Eddie was shot by newly hired Blackwater Security guards patrolling Romney's new multi-million dollar "West Coast White House" compound for the Rich and Famous.

-OR-

HALT! - PASSWORD?!
♩ ♫ I'm a little teapot? ♪ ♬
No, you imbecile, how are we supposed to invade Israel if you can't remember the damn password?

USMC2841 said...

Sigmund and the Sea Monsters meet INS.

blue said...

they finally found Waldo...

Dr. Doom said...

Government funded contraceptives will be a horse of a different color under a conservative President...

Submariner said...

Paris Hilton thawtbubble: "...!..."

Submariner said...

Here we see a properly handled response to finding a person in a burqha on the beach.

Submariner said...

Sheila takes advantage of the distraction to execute the classic "one-cheek sneak" maneuver.

Submariner said...

"Squirrel?!?"