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Just another day at the beach... in Israel...
obama again sends troops to the Pacific coastline to guard against those damn invading tsunamis...
Gomez and Morticia lived to regret encouraging Cousin Itt to get out and meet people.
Paris Hilton thawtbubble: That's Hot
ORA: The Skin of Evil is dismayed to discover that it can't even take a low-key vacation on Raisa without being harassed by Federation security.
Security at St. Tropez does not look kindly on riff-raff yammering on about their bukkits.
"When we post signs saying 'No Burqas Allowed', buy golly we MEAN it, lady!"
"Hey, is that Pete out there? Or is that his brother Re-Pete?"
Newbie paparazzi are so desperate to snap great celebrity bikini malfunctions (AKA, the Maria Menounos Moneyshot) they resort to the old ocean debris camouflage trick... without much success.
Born LoserFirst he became entangled in kelp and almost drowned. Then, he was raped by a horny male sea lion. Finally, Eddie was shot by newly hired Blackwater Security guards patrolling Romney's new multi-million dollar "West Coast White House" compound for the Rich and Famous.-OR-HALT! - PASSWORD?!♩ ♫ I'm a little teapot? ♪ ♬ No, you imbecile, how are we supposed to invade Israel if you can't remember the damn password?
Sigmund and the Sea Monsters meet INS.
they finally found Waldo...
Government funded contraceptives will be a horse of a different color under a conservative President...
Paris Hilton thawtbubble: "...!..."
Here we see a properly handled response to finding a person in a burqha on the beach.
Sheila takes advantage of the distraction to execute the classic "one-cheek sneak" maneuver.
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