Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Wonderful World of Wally World

Schneider

1. "Did I wipe in there just now? Let me check. Aw, dammit."

2. "This should effectively camouflage my grotesque man-hands."

3.  Andrew Sullivan's most devoted fans like to emulate his notorious Bill Maher butt-rub in public places.

4. "Aw, damn, that *wasn't* a fart."

5. "Good thing Mitt Romney didn't need any more attacks on Rick Santorum. I'm plum out."


Best of Double the U
I love these "You pick it" stores!


Best of Cat Whisperer
I didn't know that Rachel Maddow shops at WalMart.


Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Fearing the muggers of the dangerous Housewares Section, Martha tucked her cash in a safe place before entering.


Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn, I hate when the adhesive on my butt-closure gives out."


Best of metalgarth
"Scuse me while I whip this out"


Best of metalgarth
Some nerds are so pathetic that they have to give themselves wedgies.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Wow! Wal-Mart really does pull its low prices out the ass!


Best of dadoctah
Going to the movies? I see you're picking your seat.


Best of Spin
"Are farts lumpy?"


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
THAWTBUBBLE: Well this is a helluva time for those ben wa balls to come out!


Best of JohnS1959
crackle "Clean-up on aisle seven", Wal-Mart Associates have learned to be proactive when they see Bertha coming...

18 comments:

Double the U said...

I love these "You pick it" stores!

Cat Whisperer said...

I didn't know that Rachel Maddow shops at WalMart.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Fearing the muggers of the dangerous Housewares Section, Martha tucked her cash in a safe place before entering.

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn, I hate when the adhesive on my butt-closure gives out."

metalgarth said...

"Scuse me while I whip this out"

metalgarth said...

Some nerds are so pathetic that they have to give themselves wedgies.

metalgarth said...

Another Obama adviser suddenly finds another economic stimlulus plan

metalgarth said...

Another monor finds yet another "standard caption"

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture Quiz:

This denizen of Wal-Mart is (choose the best answer):

a) looking for the Monistat aisle.
b) shoplifting a fishing pole.
c) a liberal checking to ensure her $hit doesn't stink.
d) all of the above.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Wow! Wal-Mart really does pull its low prices out the ass!

Spineless Vertebrae said...

And then Jane discovered that her laxative's did kick in at Wal-Mart.

dadoctah said...

Going to the movies? I see you're picking your seat.

Spin said...

Following your lead...
"Are farts lumpy?"

VW - finess wayingb
no shit huh?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

THAWTBUBBLE: Well this is a helluva time for those ben wa balls to come out!

-OR-

Wal-Mart Etiquette Rule #23: Always fart and air out your pants before getting in the checkout line.

-OR-

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder run amok.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Secrets You Haven't Heard Before:
Harrison Ford refused to have anything to do with a low budget remake... "In Search of the Lost Fart meets Family Jewels of the Nile"

dadoctah said...

To make sure her kids don't get lost, Marcia leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them to follow.

Steve O said...

Sure go ahead and snicker.

But just know that it's where White House economic policy comes from.

JohnS1959 said...

crackle "Clean-up on aisle seven", Wal-Mart Associates have learned to be proactive when they see Bertha coming...