1. "Did I wipe in there just now? Let me check. Aw, dammit."
2. "This should effectively camouflage my grotesque man-hands."
3. Andrew Sullivan's most devoted fans like to emulate his notorious Bill Maher butt-rub in public places.
4. "Aw, damn, that *wasn't* a fart."
5. "Good thing Mitt Romney didn't need any more attacks on Rick Santorum. I'm plum out."
Best of Double the U
I love these "You pick it" stores!
Best of Cat Whisperer
I didn't know that Rachel Maddow shops at WalMart.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Fearing the muggers of the dangerous Housewares Section, Martha tucked her cash in a safe place before entering.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn, I hate when the adhesive on my butt-closure gives out."
Best of metalgarth
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
Best of metalgarth
Some nerds are so pathetic that they have to give themselves wedgies.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Wow! Wal-Mart really does pull its low prices out the ass!
Best of dadoctah
Going to the movies? I see you're picking your seat.
Best of Spin
"Are farts lumpy?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
THAWTBUBBLE: Well this is a helluva time for those ben wa balls to come out!
Best of JohnS1959
crackle "Clean-up on aisle seven", Wal-Mart Associates have learned to be proactive when they see Bertha coming...
18 comments:
I love these "You pick it" stores!
I didn't know that Rachel Maddow shops at WalMart.
Fearing the muggers of the dangerous Housewares Section, Martha tucked her cash in a safe place before entering.
"Damn, I hate when the adhesive on my butt-closure gives out."
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
Some nerds are so pathetic that they have to give themselves wedgies.
Another Obama adviser suddenly finds another economic stimlulus plan
Another monor finds yet another "standard caption"
Pop Culture Quiz:
This denizen of Wal-Mart is (choose the best answer):
a) looking for the Monistat aisle.
b) shoplifting a fishing pole.
c) a liberal checking to ensure her $hit doesn't stink.
d) all of the above.
Wow! Wal-Mart really does pull its low prices out the ass!
And then Jane discovered that her laxative's did kick in at Wal-Mart.
Going to the movies? I see you're picking your seat.
Following your lead...
"Are farts lumpy?"
VW - finess wayingb
no shit huh?
THAWTBUBBLE: Well this is a helluva time for those ben wa balls to come out!
-OR-
Wal-Mart Etiquette Rule #23: Always fart and air out your pants before getting in the checkout line.
-OR-
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder run amok.
Hollywood Secrets You Haven't Heard Before:
Harrison Ford refused to have anything to do with a low budget remake... "In Search of the Lost Fart meets Family Jewels of the Nile"
To make sure her kids don't get lost, Marcia leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them to follow.
Sure go ahead and snicker.
But just know that it's where White House economic policy comes from.
crackle "Clean-up on aisle seven", Wal-Mart Associates have learned to be proactive when they see Bertha coming...
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