Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Where's Jake?


1. "Elephant Ears, I must have them."

2. "Good Lord, look at them shriveled up tittehs! Someone get Ms Coulter a sammitch."

3. "Elephant Ears! I must have them!"

4. "Would someone explain the 'Get in Mah Belly' joke to Governor Romney, please?"

5. "For the last time, I'm just judging the Chaz Bono look alike contest; I am NOT a contestant."


Standard Caption #164, Courtesy of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a van... down my the river!

Best of Rodney Dill
You gonna eat that Krispy Kreme?

Best of dadoctah
(and in other standard caption news): "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy."

Best of Dactyl
I wouldn't pull that if I were you...

Best of Submariner
$12.95 Once;
$12.95 twice;
SOLD! Exit 15 off the turnpike sold to #437 for $12.95...

Best of Jack Reacher
"I told you already; I don't want any damned term papers."

Best of prince of leaves
...when suddenly, a bolt of blue lightning shot from his finger and instantly incinerated the latest reporter to ask the Governor a stupid leading question.

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and I live in a van... down my the river!

Rodney Dill said...

Sloth loves Baby Ruth!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One more spitball and I'm gonna come down there and whoop on your ass, Mr. Union Boss.

-OR-

Yeah, you grandma... has eliminating all health insurance coverage caused you any problems? Hey, now, don't you go feigning a heart attack cause ambulance service ain't covered no more, either. Grandma? Grammy?! Quick, someone call a cab.

Anonymous said...

"Elephant Ears! I must have them!"

dadoctah said...

"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

GregMan said...

"Hey! You public worker union members! Get off my lawn!"

Submariner said...

You!
I got YOU babe...

Rodney Dill said...

You gonna eat that Krispy Kreme?

dadoctah said...

(and in other standard caption news): "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy."

Dactyl said...

I wouldn't pull that if I were you...

Submariner said...

$12.95 Once;
$12.95 twice;
SOLD! Exit 15 off the turnpike sold to #437 for $12.95...

Submariner said...

Cp This! Standard #17:

What IS that?

Submariner said...

You want some of this, dub?

Jack Reacher said...

"I told you already; I don't want any damned term papers."

Jack Reacher said...

"...I'm not the man they think I am at all,
No, no, I'm Rocket Man..."

Jack Reacher said...

Billy Joel has seriously let himself go. Nice hair, though.

prince of leaves said...

...when suddenly, a bolt of blue lightning shot from his finger and instantly incinerated the latest reporter to ask the Governor a stupid leading question.