1. "Elephant Ears, I must have them."
2. "Good Lord, look at them shriveled up tittehs! Someone get Ms Coulter a sammitch."
3. "Elephant Ears! I must have them!"
4. "Would someone explain the 'Get in Mah Belly' joke to Governor Romney, please?"
5. "For the last time, I'm just judging the Chaz Bono look alike contest; I am NOT a contestant."
Standard Caption #164, Courtesy of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a van... down my the river!
Best of Rodney Dill
You gonna eat that Krispy Kreme?
Best of dadoctah
(and in other standard caption news): "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy."
Best of Dactyl
I wouldn't pull that if I were you...
Best of Submariner
$12.95 Once;
$12.95 twice;
SOLD! Exit 15 off the turnpike sold to #437 for $12.95...
Best of Jack Reacher
"I told you already; I don't want any damned term papers."
Best of prince of leaves
...when suddenly, a bolt of blue lightning shot from his finger and instantly incinerated the latest reporter to ask the Governor a stupid leading question.
17 comments:
...and I live in a van... down my the river!
Sloth loves Baby Ruth!
One more spitball and I'm gonna come down there and whoop on your ass, Mr. Union Boss.
-OR-
Yeah, you grandma... has eliminating all health insurance coverage caused you any problems? Hey, now, don't you go feigning a heart attack cause ambulance service ain't covered no more, either. Grandma? Grammy?! Quick, someone call a cab.
"Elephant Ears! I must have them!"
"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"
"Hey! You public worker union members! Get off my lawn!"
You!
I got YOU babe...
You gonna eat that Krispy Kreme?
(and in other standard caption news): "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy."
I wouldn't pull that if I were you...
$12.95 Once;
$12.95 twice;
SOLD! Exit 15 off the turnpike sold to #437 for $12.95...
Cp This! Standard #17:
What IS that?
You want some of this, dub?
"I told you already; I don't want any damned term papers."
"...I'm not the man they think I am at all,
No, no, I'm Rocket Man..."
Billy Joel has seriously let himself go. Nice hair, though.
...when suddenly, a bolt of blue lightning shot from his finger and instantly incinerated the latest reporter to ask the Governor a stupid leading question.
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