Saturday, April 14, 2012

Whatever This Is, Handle It




Best of Dr. Doom
He's an 'Army of One' for a reason...

Best of Spin
Alas, Robin finally comes out... in Minnesota no less.

Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
The new Marvel/DC crossovers just don't seem to have the same zip as the older ones. Take, for example, this new Thor/Batman crossover...please.

Best of dadoctah
Peter was just like a thousand other guys, until that fateful day when he was bitten by a radioactive -- er, well, we're not exactly sure what it was....

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Welcome to Secret Service Training 101

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Batman Underoos? CHECK!
Plastic Viking Helmet? CHECK!
Footlocker full or porno and handlotion? CHECK!

LET SATURDAY NIGHT BEGIN!

Best of Dactyl
I see Brett Favre's come out of retirement again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What's in your barracks?

18 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

He's an 'Army of One' for a reason...

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm an Army of One", declared Bruce, "are you one too?"

Ringo the cat said...

Wow, they are really taking advantage now that "Don't ask don't tell" has been repealed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't ask, don't tell?
There are men, there are women, there are the gender dysfunctioned... and then there's Dexter. His DI is at a loss for words.

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When I was in the military, a barracks in that disordered a condition would have at the very least resulted in a courts-martial and quite possibly an execution.

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I tell you, Admiral Zumwalt's revised dress and hirsute policy marked the beginning of the end of the professional sailor/soldier.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lowering military standards to allow illegals, criminals and the retarded to serve has had one advantage. Law-abiding well-educated citizens are being saved for a rainy day.

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When this photo hit the press, Wilbur was charged with leaking Obamalama's plan to invade Scandanavia.

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Betcha TSA doesn't blink an eye when he goes home for the holidays wearing that.

Submariner said...

Hmmm; typical Vikings fan?

Spin said...

Alas, Robin finally comes out... in Minnesota no less.

Spin said...

J the Q

Dactyl said...

Army of one? One what, exactly?

Kaptain Krude said...

The new Marvel/DC crossovers just don't seem to have the same zip as the older ones. Take, for example, this new Thor/Batman crossover...please.

dadoctah said...

Peter was just like a thousand other guys, until that fateful day when he was bitten by a radioactive -- er, well, we're not exactly sure what it was....

Son Of The Godfather said...

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda... hey, wait a minute..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

To avoid unwanted attention, George Zimmerman goes incognito.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Welcome to Secret Service Training 101

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Having milked the Prince Charles routine long enough, Craig Ferguson launches a new "Supposin" series with "Supposin the Capital One vikings joined the all-volunteer army."

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Ernie dreamt that his squad had superglued his hands behind his back, a helmet to his head and batman skivies to his nads. But this wasn't a dream and roll call was in 4 minutes. ruh roh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Batman Underoos? CHECK!
Plastic Viking Helmet? CHECK!
Footlocker full or porno and handlotion? CHECK!

LET SATURDAY NIGHT BEGIN!

Dactyl said...

I see Brett Favre's come out of retirement again.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What's in your barracks?
The Stalag 17 remake sponsored by Capital One had Nazi spy Sgt. Price dressed up in a funny costume and shoved out the barracks door where he was promptly shot dead. Guards later told the Commandant they thought the camp had been invaded by Vikings.