Powerline
Best of Rodney Dill
"Who ordered the one with extra pupperoni?
Best of Dactyl
Huh. Turns out he's also the worst pizza delivery guy in history.
Best of Dactyl
Anxious to find his missing uncle, Scrappy Doo hatched a plan to infiltrate the White House for a search. Turns out, it was not a good plan.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama's SUV has a sticker on the door: Deliveryman does not carry any hope or change.
Best of Submariner
OK, first family: who ordered the Chow?

11 comments:
"Who ordered the one with extra pupperoni?
Rodney Dill -- FTW!
This photo, ca. 1998, was used by the President to successfully sue Pizza Hut for patent infringement (with a little help from the Justice Department of course)...
Huh. Turns out he's also the worst pizza delivery guy ever.
Anxious to find his missing uncle, Scrappy Doo hatched a plan to infiltrate the White House for a search. Turns out, it was not a good plan.
"That'll be $15 Trillion... Economy solved... ba da bing."
Now that's what I call being proactive. He's already interning for his next job.
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So that's why Obamalama's SUV has a sticker on the door: Deliveryman does not carry any hope or change.
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Just a little between meal snack for 'Chel.
>snicker<
Here's your order, lady:
1 extra cheese, 1 supreme, and 1 ground "beef."
>snicker<
>snicker<
OK, first family: who ordered the Chow?
Actually, this is a Snausages pizza that I'm gonna use as bait...
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