Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Um... Penn State... Why Not?
1. "OK, son, Sanduskey's looking over here... lick your lips and look pouty."
2. "It doesn't have to end, you know. There are ways around restraining orders."
3. "This doing anything for you, Greg?" His father's attempt to cure the gay only succeeded in giving Greg a lifelong spandex fetish.
4. "Billy, see if you can spot anything on the field I love less than you. Take your time, no pressure."
5. "Remember when we met Billy... how naked I was?"
Best of GregMan
"Billy, I can have any tight end on this field I want, but I only want yours."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Remember Billy", said coach Williams in his new capacity as PS 47 Pop Warner Head Coach, "Their tailback is only a fourth grader, hit him in the head and don't forget that ACL..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure, I've got time to talk, Billy. These are the Lions, after all. Nothing's happening on that field."