Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Um... Penn State... Why Not?


1. "OK, son, Sanduskey's looking over here... lick your lips and look pouty."

2. "It doesn't have to end, you know. There are ways around restraining orders."

3. "This doing anything for you, Greg?" His father's attempt to cure the gay only succeeded in giving Greg a lifelong spandex fetish.

4. "Billy, see if you can spot anything on the field I love less than you. Take your time, no pressure."

5. "Remember when we met Billy... how naked I was?"



Best of GregMan
"Billy, I can have any tight end on this field I want, but I only want yours."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Remember Billy", said coach Williams in his new capacity as PS 47 Pop Warner Head Coach, "Their tailback is only a fourth grader, hit him in the head and don't forget that ACL..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure, I've got time to talk, Billy. These are the Lions, after all. Nothing's happening on that field."

7 comments:

GregMan said...

"Billy, you give me blue balls, just like that one you're holding now."

GregMan said...

"Billy, I can have any tight end on this field I want, but I only want yours."

dadoctah said...

"Bla bla bla, Turkish prison, bla bla bla, movies about gladiators, bla bla bla...."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Remember Billy", said coach Williams in his new capacity as PS 47 Pop Warner Head Coach, "Their tailback is only a fourth grader, hit him in the head and don't forget that ACL..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GOP's Scared Straight Cure: Timmy, sweaty guys toss a football around as if it were a toy. They jam it between their legs. It's thrown down on the ground and jumped on. They don't care about the football as long as they score. You.do.not.want.to.be.a.football.

-OR-

OK, Shrimpy, those whiny ACLU pieholes claimed we wuz discriminating against short people so the NFL forced us to sign you. The moment you've waited for has arrived. Get in there and block Bubba. Don't worry about the 310-lb weight difference.

Jack Reacher said...

"Sure, I've got time to talk, Billy. These are the Lions, after all. Nothing's happening on that field."