Monday, April 23, 2012

This Is Indeed a Disturbing Universe


1. If Obama had a son...

2. NAMBLA Lap Dancers.

3. Why? Because Frank Marshall Davis always fantasized about coming into money.

4. Keshandazay appreciated the Benjamins for his birthday, but still found the ritual humiliating.

5. Meanwhile, back at DNC campaign headquarters...


Best of Rodney Dill
When one ordinary butt-closure just isn't enough.
Best of Vinneh
Young Barry Obama, community organizer, raises money for ACORN the hard way.
Best of Double the U
If the first thing you noticed was the dart board, I have got some news for you... very good news.
Best of BananaRepublican
How many more pictures of Travon Martin does the media plan to release?
Best of prince of leaves
It only took one drink of the cocoon water to make Mr. Trayford the hit of ladies night at the nursing home.
11:57 PM
 dadoctah
Putting your money where your mouth is: ur doin it disturbing.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Now see, if he'd worn this outfit, Tray the Von wouldn't have been shot. Well, okay, he probably would have been, that's not the point.

Best of metalgarth
Well, at least he isn't demanding that the government give him free condoms.
Best of Dr. Doom
The GSA has lavish parties in Las Vegas. The Secret Service has Colombian Hookers. The TSA has Best of Submariner
"Available."
Some gang signs aren't too hard to interpret...
Best of Spin
Making tuition at Occidental College

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

When one ordinary butt-closure just isn't enough.

Rodney Dill said...

"What's the best part of being a liberal?"
"Eh.... Depends."

Anonymous said...

Young Barry Obama, community organizer, raises money for ACORN the hard way.

Vinneh

Double the U said...

If the first thing you noticed was the dart board, I have got some news for you... very good news.

sonicfrog said...

Not So ORA: "If I had a son...".

BananaRepublican said...

How many more pictures of Travon Martin does the media plan to release?

Rodney Dill said...

Nothing a double three wouldn't solve.

ORA

Rodney Dill said...

Suddenly Earl had the uneasy feeling he'd ordered the wrong El Chorizo Grande.

prince of leaves said...

It only took one drink of the cocoon water to make Mr. Trayford the hit of ladies night at the nursing home.

dadoctah said...

Putting your money where your mouth is: ur doin it disturbing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Double the U - agreed!

The EEOC and the ACLU will defend to the death his "right" to be hired by a company that deals with the public.

-OR-

Kids, this is what happens when you mix steroids with crack.

-OR-

Arizona reports a marked reduction in gang violence since courts started ordering gangbangers to wear diapers. Of course, the idiot Obamalama and his thugs at InJustice are suing to overturn that law, too.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is the land of the free to be stupid, but certainly isn't the "land of the free" ... not as long as our corrupt government forces landlords to rent to deviants like this.

-OR-

Now see, if he'd worn this outfit, Tray the Von wouldn't have been shot. Well, okay, he probably would have been, that's not the point.

-OR-

I'm wondering if this is a deaf person signing, "The itsy bitsy spider runs up the water spout."

-OR-

It's really fun making Nigerian scam artists take pictures of themselves to "prove" they're representing rich uncles with buried treasure.

metalgarth said...

Well, at least he isn't demanding that the government give him free condoms.

Jack Reacher said...

After the Columbia kerfuffle, Secret Service advance-team trips were...different.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@metalgarth - But the mothers of his kids will expect to be compensated for that many times over.
Oh wait, look who I'm talking about. Kids? hahahahahaha No worries.

Dr. Doom said...

LaDarius Jones was surprised by the Latin Kings early return from the drive-by. He quickly flashed the "I'm OK, you're OK" sign. His day went rapidly down hill from there...

Dr. Doom said...

The GSA has lavish parties in Las Vegas. The Secret Service has Colombian Hookers. The TSA has Rodney...

Submariner said...

Taking a vodaphone call at Avalon Manor required a certain style, or they taunted you for days...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hazing Ritual - Wannabe gangbangers are given a choice... hijack a police cruiser or entertain the boyz with a CRIPpendale dancer routine. Muffin flunked the test, but he made a lot of new friends.

Submariner said...

A young Barry Soetero tries out for the Glee Club with "It's Raining Frank Marshall, um, Davis's" but fails when his teleprompter has a power loss halfway through the second verse.

Submariner said...

"Available."
Some gang signs aren't too hard to interpret...

Spin said...

Making tuition at Occidental College