1. If Obama had a son...
2. NAMBLA Lap Dancers.
3. Why? Because Frank Marshall Davis always fantasized about coming into money.
4. Keshandazay appreciated the Benjamins for his birthday, but still found the ritual humiliating.
5. Meanwhile, back at DNC campaign headquarters...
Best of Rodney Dill
When one ordinary butt-closure just isn't enough.
Best of Vinneh
Young Barry Obama, community organizer, raises money for ACORN the hard way.
Best of Double the U
If the first thing you noticed was the dart board, I have got some news for you... very good news.
Best of BananaRepublican
How many more pictures of Travon Martin does the media plan to release?
Best of prince of leaves
It only took one drink of the cocoon water to make Mr. Trayford the hit of ladies night at the nursing home.
11:57 PM
dadoctah
Putting your money where your mouth is: ur doin it disturbing.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Now see, if he'd worn this outfit, Tray the Von wouldn't have been shot. Well, okay, he probably would have been, that's not the point.
Best of metalgarth
Well, at least he isn't demanding that the government give him free condoms.
Best of Dr. Doom
The GSA has lavish parties in Las Vegas. The Secret Service has Colombian Hookers. The TSA has Best of Submariner
"Available."
Some gang signs aren't too hard to interpret...
Best of Spin
Making tuition at Occidental College
22 comments:
When one ordinary butt-closure just isn't enough.
"What's the best part of being a liberal?"
"Eh.... Depends."
Young Barry Obama, community organizer, raises money for ACORN the hard way.
Vinneh
If the first thing you noticed was the dart board, I have got some news for you... very good news.
Not So ORA: "If I had a son...".
How many more pictures of Travon Martin does the media plan to release?
Nothing a double three wouldn't solve.
ORA
Suddenly Earl had the uneasy feeling he'd ordered the wrong El Chorizo Grande.
It only took one drink of the cocoon water to make Mr. Trayford the hit of ladies night at the nursing home.
Putting your money where your mouth is: ur doin it disturbing.
@Double the U - agreed!
The EEOC and the ACLU will defend to the death his "right" to be hired by a company that deals with the public.
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Kids, this is what happens when you mix steroids with crack.
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Arizona reports a marked reduction in gang violence since courts started ordering gangbangers to wear diapers. Of course, the idiot Obamalama and his thugs at InJustice are suing to overturn that law, too.
This is the land of the free to be stupid, but certainly isn't the "land of the free" ... not as long as our corrupt government forces landlords to rent to deviants like this.
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Now see, if he'd worn this outfit, Tray the Von wouldn't have been shot. Well, okay, he probably would have been, that's not the point.
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I'm wondering if this is a deaf person signing, "The itsy bitsy spider runs up the water spout."
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It's really fun making Nigerian scam artists take pictures of themselves to "prove" they're representing rich uncles with buried treasure.
Well, at least he isn't demanding that the government give him free condoms.
After the Columbia kerfuffle, Secret Service advance-team trips were...different.
@metalgarth - But the mothers of his kids will expect to be compensated for that many times over.
Oh wait, look who I'm talking about. Kids? hahahahahaha No worries.
LaDarius Jones was surprised by the Latin Kings early return from the drive-by. He quickly flashed the "I'm OK, you're OK" sign. His day went rapidly down hill from there...
The GSA has lavish parties in Las Vegas. The Secret Service has Colombian Hookers. The TSA has Rodney...
Taking a vodaphone call at Avalon Manor required a certain style, or they taunted you for days...
Hazing Ritual - Wannabe gangbangers are given a choice... hijack a police cruiser or entertain the boyz with a CRIPpendale dancer routine. Muffin flunked the test, but he made a lot of new friends.
A young Barry Soetero tries out for the Glee Club with "It's Raining Frank Marshall, um, Davis's" but fails when his teleprompter has a power loss halfway through the second verse.
"Available."
Some gang signs aren't too hard to interpret...
Making tuition at Occidental College
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