1. If Obama had a son...
2. NAMBLA Lap Dancers.
3. Why? Because Frank Marshall Davis always fantasized about coming into money.
4. Keshandazay appreciated the Benjamins for his birthday, but still found the ritual humiliating.
5. Meanwhile, back at DNC campaign headquarters...
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Putting your money where your mouth is: ur doin it disturbing.
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