1. Sir Elton required a very specially trained seeing eye dog.
2. "Don't worry, I won't let Obama eat you. Now, ignite my fart and we'll rocket out of here."
3. "I notice you're carrying a lot of tension in your shoulders..."
4. That hat looks really gay on you, but the dog... well, that's a whole 'nother level."
5. "Not now, Charlie. I dropped a contact lens."
Best of Mr. Obvious
How do you like your sex?
Ruff.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Couldn't find a little black kid to wear on your back?
Best of Submariner
Y'all are really mean. Camilla was just trying to help Sir Elton get his testicles to drop...
Best of dadoctah
"And now", thought Bernie as he looked on, "everybody knows exactly what 'The Bitch Is Back' was *really* about."
11 comments:
How do you like your sex?
Ruff.
I see Elton John is still the bottom in the doggy position.
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Couldn't find a little black kid to wear on your back?
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Looks like the dog's got his owner trained pretty good.
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4.9 - 5.0 - 4.8 - 2.4 - 5.0
Awright, who let a cat lover judge the contest??
...and you don't even want to *know* what Rod Stewart is doing across the arena.
Yo Rinny
GOGGY STILE; UR DUIN IT WELL, AKSHULLY
Tonight on Letterman;
Stupid Pet Tri... uh, make that Stupid Human Tri... uh, make that
Dumb Ghey Guys and Their Dogs.
ORA
Really, Ford? Again?
Y'all are really mean. Camilla was just trying to help Sir Elton get his testicles to drop...
ORA: "....We're The Aristocrats!!!".
"Oh fer cryin' out loud, 'erbert! It's only a teensy, weensy, spider and we ARE outside after all..."
"And now", thought Bernie as he looked on, "everybody knows exactly what 'The Bitch Is Back' was *really* about."
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