Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Stupid Pet Tricks

Brender

1. Sir Elton required a very specially trained seeing eye dog.

2. "Don't worry, I won't let Obama eat you. Now, ignite my fart and we'll rocket out of here."

3. "I notice you're carrying a lot of tension in your shoulders..."

4. That hat looks really gay on you, but the dog... well, that's a whole 'nother level."

5. "Not now, Charlie. I dropped a contact lens."



Best of Mr. Obvious
How do you like your sex?
Ruff.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Couldn't find a little black kid to wear on your back?

Best of  Submariner
Y'all are really mean. Camilla was just trying to help Sir Elton get his testicles to drop...

Best of dadoctah
"And now", thought Bernie as he looked on, "everybody knows exactly what 'The Bitch Is Back' was *really* about."

11 comments:

Mr. Obvious said...

How do you like your sex?
Ruff.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I see Elton John is still the bottom in the doggy position.

-OR-

Couldn't find a little black kid to wear on your back?

-OR-

Looks like the dog's got his owner trained pretty good.

-OR-

4.9 - 5.0 - 4.8 - 2.4 - 5.0
Awright, who let a cat lover judge the contest??

dadoctah said...

...and you don't even want to *know* what Rod Stewart is doing across the arena.

Rodney Dill said...

Yo Rinny

Submariner said...

GOGGY STILE; UR DUIN IT WELL, AKSHULLY

Submariner said...

Tonight on Letterman;
Stupid Pet Tri... uh, make that Stupid Human Tri... uh, make that
Dumb Ghey Guys and Their Dogs.

Submariner said...

ORA

Really, Ford? Again?

Submariner said...

Y'all are really mean. Camilla was just trying to help Sir Elton get his testicles to drop...

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "....We're The Aristocrats!!!".

Submariner said...

"Oh fer cryin' out loud, 'erbert! It's only a teensy, weensy, spider and we ARE outside after all..."

dadoctah said...

"And now", thought Bernie as he looked on, "everybody knows exactly what 'The Bitch Is Back' was *really* about."