Best of GregMan
Those oompa-loompas get uglier and uglier every time they re-make "Willy Wonka".
Best of Dr. Doom
On the next Food Network Star Mrs. Obama shares her recipe for the President's favorite meal, Kobe beef hamburgers, artichokes with truffle butter and gold leaf, and vanilla ice cream with imported Swiss chocolate sauce. If you use California artichokes, you can hold the cost down to $4327 per plate!
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The secret service detail assigned to protect Romney.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Somewhere in the world, the big bad wolf is looking at this picture and thinking: My, my, what big feet you have!
Best of marco
In another demonstration of its connection with mainstream America, the White House unveils its Great Pumpkin exhibit in mid-April.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Thanks for the photo, Goofy, can I get your autograph, too? The kids won't hardly believe it."
Best of Whacko
Engineers at MIT finally solved the problem of footwear that will support the Bitter Half.