Monday, April 16, 2012

SRSLY FLOTUS WTF?





Best of GregMan
Those oompa-loompas get uglier and uglier every time they re-make "Willy Wonka".

Best of  Dr. Doom
On the next Food Network Star Mrs. Obama shares her recipe for the President's favorite meal, Kobe beef hamburgers, artichokes with truffle butter and gold leaf, and vanilla ice cream with imported Swiss chocolate sauce. If you use California artichokes, you can hold the cost down to $4327 per plate!

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The secret service detail assigned to protect Romney.


Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
Somewhere in the world, the big bad wolf is looking at this picture and thinking: My, my, what big feet you have!


Best of  marco
In another demonstration of its connection with mainstream America, the White House unveils its Great Pumpkin exhibit in mid-April.


Best of Kaptain Krude
"Thanks for the photo, Goofy, can I get your autograph, too? The kids won't hardly believe it."


Best of  Whacko
Engineers at MIT finally solved the problem of footwear that will support the Bitter Half.

15 comments:

GregMan said...

Those oompa-loompas get uglier and uglier every time they re-make "Willy Wonka".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To counter McDonald's effort to target the black market with rap, Burger King's management replaces Bozo with a new icon.

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We now have incontrovertible evidence that someone on the Obamalama Fashion Team is working for the GOP.

blue said...

The picture of the Columbia hookers shows why the secret service refused to pay.

Dr. Doom said...

On the next Food Network Star Mrs. Obama shares her recipe for the President's favorite meal, Kobe beef hamburgers, artichokes with truffle butter and gold leaf, and vanilla ice cream with imported Swiss chocolate sauce. If you use California artichokes, you can hold the cost down to $4327 per plate!

racerboy said...

Looks like not everyone is putting their best foot forward...

metalgarth said...

ORA:

And you can be the next winner in the "Grand... Prize... Game"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

The secret service detail assigned to protect Romney.

JohnS1959 said...

Food Network celebrities kick off a new season of Chopped Politics. In Ms. Obama's basket, we find 10% unemployment, 14 trillion dollars in federal debt, $4 per gallon gasoline, and incompetent leadership. Good luck finding a recipe for that...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Somewhere in the world, the big bad wolf is looking at this picture and thinking: My, my, what big feet you have!

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Another Anti-Photo-Op
Is there some sort of contest going on to see which of them - BO or 'Chel - can be photographed looking the most retarded?

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Rockwellian or Orwellian?
This could have almost been poignant had she been holding her eatin shovel.

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The official new White House uniform dress code hasn't caught on, but it's pretty obvious who the suck up is.

Rodney Dill said...

Disney's WH theme park was shortlived as the the Econo-coaster ride would only plunge downward.

Steve O said...

I just... I... it's... Oh hell.

marco said...

In another demonstration of it's connection with mainstream America, the White House unveils its Great Pumpkin exbitit in mid-April.

marco said...

Typos in previous post. Corrected:
In another demonstration of its connection with mainstream America, the White House unveils its Great Pumpkin exhibit in mid-April.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Thanks for the photo, Goofy, can I get your autograph, too? The kids won't hardly believe it."

Whacko said...

Engineers at MIT finally solved the problem of footwear that will support the Bitter Half.