2. "Damb, if this gets any gheyer, a soccer match is gonna break out."
3. "He still won't notice my fabulous six-pack," Ricky lamented. "What will it take to make him notice me?"
4. "Next week, on Glee..."
5. How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck would suck wood?
Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee's Hunger Games. Only slightly gayer than the original.
Best of blue
Big Dick is only Halfway Inn
Best of BananaRepublican
AoM does her own version of The Hunger Games.