Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Soccer Season Is Back


1. "Though nothing can bring back the hour/Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;/ We will grieve not, rather find. Strength in your firm, fabulous behind..."

2. "Damb, if this gets any gheyer, a soccer match is gonna break out."

3. "He still won't notice my fabulous six-pack," Ricky lamented. "What will it take to make him notice me?"

4. "Next week, on Glee..."

5. How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck would suck wood?



Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee's Hunger Games. Only slightly gayer than the original.

Best of blue
Big Dick is only Halfway Inn

Best of BananaRepublican
AoM does her own version of The Hunger Games.

11 comments:

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee's Hunger Games. Only slightly gayer than the original.

blue said...

Big Dick is only Halfway Inn

Jack Reacher said...

"You still don't see the snipe tracks? Look closer. Closer."

sonicfrog said...

Thought bubble from straight spectator on left: "Damn, this is the most boring Live Porn presentation EVER!".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ernie was so well hung...
How hung was he, Johnny?
Ernie was so well hung, he could do the 3-legged race all by himself.

-OR-

While clicking the remote... WTF? They really did cancel Women's Lingerie Football League!?!?

BananaRepublican said...

AoM does her own version of The Hunger Games.

Submariner said...

AoM is the only person I know with both a dress code and a minimum age limit for her egg hunt on Easter...

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "....We're The Aristocrats!!!".

Submariner said...

These are my ghey friends, Neil and Phil...

Submariner said...

What can I say, Bruce? One size fits most...

Dr. Doom said...

"If I didn't ask you", cooed Bruce, "Would you tell me?"