Soccer Season Is Back

1. "Though nothing can bring back the hour/Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;/ We will grieve not, rather find. Strength in your firm, fabulous behind..."

2. "Damb, if this gets any gheyer, a soccer match is gonna break out."

3. "He still won't notice my fabulous six-pack," Ricky lamented. "What will it take to make him notice me?"

4. "Next week, on Glee..."

5. How much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck would suck wood?



Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee's Hunger Games. Only slightly gayer than the original.

Best of blue
Big Dick is only Halfway Inn

Best of BananaRepublican
AoM does her own version of The Hunger Games.