Monday, April 30, 2012

Shufflin' Shufflin'


1. Shared thoughtbubble:  Poor Honky bastards have no idea the Black Panthers are going to exterminate them come January.

2. We've replaced the FLOTUS with a drag queen from Skokie named Chocolate Fantayzee... let's see if anyone notices.

3. M'Chel couldn't suppress a smile knowing that the SCOAMF had no idea one of her bracelets was Dickey Simpkin's cockring.

4. On the far side of the room, Kobe Bryant was bazooka-barfing.

5. FLOTUS: "So, after this, I get to take another vacation, right?"


Best of GregMan
"We gotta leave now, M'chel, I think there was something a little 'off' with the dog we just had for dinner."

Best of JohnS1959
Dateline Washington:
Citing the need to ensure taxpayer money is wasted more efficiently and less publicly, the Obama Administration today announced that Michelle Obama has been selected to replace Martha Johnson as the Head of the GSA. Mrs. Obama marked the occasion by throwing a lavish party for 500 Washington insiders and campaign donors in Tibet...

Best of chronos the wonder pig
wiggling her but suggestively, M'Chel whispers "Come on Barry, stick it in me the way you used to do Reggie........."

Best of Submariner
Judges would later rue the unanimous decision that Barry did the "Queen of England Wave" better than M'Chel.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All those in favor of the frivolous lawsuit against Arizona, please stand and raise a hand.
Oookay, anybody else?

14 comments:

Double the U said...

Ru Paul is letting himself go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, what does 2x3 equal?

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Hey, what's Biden's IQ?

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Hey, stop me if you've heard the joke about Republicans and fiscal responsibility.

GregMan said...

"We gotta leave now, M'chel, I think there was something a little 'off' with the dog we just had for dinner."

JohnS1959 said...

Dateline Washington:

Citing the need to ensure taxpayer money is wasted more efficiently and less publicly, the Obama Administration today announced that Michelle Obama has been selected to replace Martha Johnson as the Head of the GSA. Mrs. Obama marked the occasion by throwing a lavish party for 500 Washington insiders and campaign donors in Tibet...

chronos the wonder pig said...

wiggling her but suggestively, M'Chel whispers "Come on Barry, stick it in me the way you used to do Reggie........."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Taller: the way the SCOAMF likes his men.

Submariner said...

Guess which one's thawt bubble; "Oh yes, over there, teh white womyns..."

Submariner said...

Judges would later rue the unanimous decision that Barry did the "Queen of England Wave" better than M'Chel.

Dactyl said...

Looks like the Prez forgot his shoe inserts again.

Jack Reacher said...

"Just keep smiling. We can sneak out while the marching band plays."

Jack Reacher said...

Nobody told me they were doing a remake of The Jeffersons.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Shouldn't I be playing the fiddle," Obama wondered.

Steve O said...

The photographer takes advantage of camera tricks to make the President look larger than he actually is.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Will the two black folk in the audience please stand up and take a bow? We just learned you tipped the parking valet a whopping $5 to park your entire motorcade.

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All those in favor of the frivolous lawsuit against Arizona, please stand and raise a hand.
Oookay, anybody else?

-OR-

EPCOT Center's latest attraction: A lifelike orchestra plays a popular tune while the wax puppets wave and shimmy.
♩ ♫ "Hey hey, Uncle Dud, it's a treat to beat your feet On the Mississippi mud..." ♪ ♬