Monday, April 30, 2012

Remember When We Thought This Was as Bad as it Could Get

W43's thoughtbubble: "Took my eye off the ball, my a$$. I always knew Afghanistan was sh1th0l3 and a waste of time."

1. "Hey, feel like a beer? Well, let's hop on over to the... oh... sorry."
2. "Those nuts who think I planned 9-11 really don't have a leg to stand... oh.... sorry."
3. "Good race, you really kicked my ... oh.... sorry."
4. "You think you got it tough out there? Try walking a mile in her shoe."
5. "Hey, check this out. I got an advance copy of the new album from Paul McCart... oh... sorry."


Best of GregMan
"Hey, let's do the Hokey-Pokey! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out... oh, sorry."

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"You don't work at IHOP by any chance, huh?"

Best of Spin
NYT headline:President Bush caught cheating during 3 legged race

Best of prince of leaves
"Missin' Appendage"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Must've been one nasty arrow."

Best of Jack Reacher
"You dance pretty well, considering." Note: This quote works for either one of them.

Best of Submariner
W's nickname for her: Skippy

20 comments:

Double the U said...

Just when you thought all those goofy dork pictures of President Bush were orchestrated by the MSM, he his photographed wearing this.

GregMan said...

"Hey, let's do the Hokey-Pokey! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out... oh, sorry."

Shayne said...

"No, Mr. President, my name is NOT 'ILENE'!" (if they were in China, it would be "Irene").

Anonymous said...

"The TSA harassed you about your leg? Did you know I helped created the TSA?"

HLam said...

Dubya: "Would I like to dance? Of course I WOOD!"

Anonymous said...

If I spin you, you're not going to get taller are ya?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"You don't work at IHOP by any chance, huh?"

Spin said...

NYT headline:

President Bush caught cheating during 3 legged race

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bush Thawtbubble: Well whaddya know, if I just stand here with a goofy grin and doing nothing, it's almost like I was back in the Oval Office playing President!

prince of leaves said...

"Missin' Appendage"

Rodney Dill said...

I think I gotta leg up on her.

Rodney Dill said...

"When Obama compared pitbulls to hockey moms at the correspondents dinner, this musta been the hockey mom he tasted."

Rodney Dill said...

I guess this is what you call the Texas One-Step

Rodney Dill said...

"Must've been one nasty arrow."

Rodney Dill said...

"On the other hand, I'm a killer at playin' Twister."

Jack Reacher said...

"You dance pretty well, considering." Note: This quote works for either one of them.

Submariner said...

W's nickname for her: Skippy

Submariner said...

Hay foot, straw... er, 'luminum foot.

JohnS1959 said...

"No ma'am, I don't know the two step but Bill Clinton is an expert", said Mr. Bush...

dadoctah said...

"Look, everyone! I'm dancin' with Lindsay Wagner!"