1. "Hey, feel like a beer? Well, let's hop on over to the... oh... sorry."
2. "Those nuts who think I planned 9-11 really don't have a leg to stand... oh.... sorry."
3. "Good race, you really kicked my ... oh.... sorry."
4. "You think you got it tough out there? Try walking a mile in her shoe."
5. "Hey, check this out. I got an advance copy of the new album from Paul McCart... oh... sorry."
Best of GregMan
"Hey, let's do the Hokey-Pokey! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out... oh, sorry."
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"You don't work at IHOP by any chance, huh?"
Best of Spin
NYT headline:President Bush caught cheating during 3 legged race
Best of prince of leaves
"Missin' Appendage"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Must've been one nasty arrow."
Best of Jack Reacher
"You dance pretty well, considering." Note: This quote works for either one of them.
Best of Submariner
W's nickname for her: Skippy
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Just when you thought all those goofy dork pictures of President Bush were orchestrated by the MSM, he his photographed wearing this.
"Hey, let's do the Hokey-Pokey! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out... oh, sorry."
"No, Mr. President, my name is NOT 'ILENE'!" (if they were in China, it would be "Irene").
"The TSA harassed you about your leg? Did you know I helped created the TSA?"
Dubya: "Would I like to dance? Of course I WOOD!"
If I spin you, you're not going to get taller are ya?
"You don't work at IHOP by any chance, huh?"
NYT headline:
President Bush caught cheating during 3 legged race
Bush Thawtbubble: Well whaddya know, if I just stand here with a goofy grin and doing nothing, it's almost like I was back in the Oval Office playing President!
"Missin' Appendage"
I think I gotta leg up on her.
"When Obama compared pitbulls to hockey moms at the correspondents dinner, this musta been the hockey mom he tasted."
I guess this is what you call the Texas One-Step
"Must've been one nasty arrow."
"On the other hand, I'm a killer at playin' Twister."
"You dance pretty well, considering." Note: This quote works for either one of them.
W's nickname for her: Skippy
Hay foot, straw... er, 'luminum foot.
"No ma'am, I don't know the two step but Bill Clinton is an expert", said Mr. Bush...
"Look, everyone! I'm dancin' with Lindsay Wagner!"
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