"Dogs, sir? Oh, not just now. I do enjoy a good dog once in a while, sir. You can have yourself a three-course meal from one dog. Start with your canine crudites, go to your Fido flambe for main course and for dessert, a Pekingese parfait. And you can pick your teeth with a little paw."
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He even has to redistribute Fido?
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What did the Kenyan say when first offered a hot dog?
No thanks, that's the only part of a dog that we don't eat.
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And this, kids, is how 'Chel sees our Portuguesian Watermutt. Speaking of which, I haven't seen that dawg since Monday. Wonder where it is?
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"And that covers it, except for the niblets, and the less said about them, the better, if ya know what I mean."
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"Professor Obama, the dog ate my homework."
"Well, let me show you how to make sure that doesn't ever happen again."
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Garnish with Woodstock, and it's ready to serve!
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Mr. Obama reveals his plan to feed the middle class after his economic policies take full effect...
Obama gets Sirius about the USDA MyPlate food serving guide.