"Dogs, sir? Oh, not just now. I do enjoy a good dog once in a while, sir. You can have yourself a three-course meal from one dog. Start with your canine crudites, go to your Fido flambe for main course and for dessert, a Pekingese parfait. And you can pick your teeth with a little paw."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
He even has to redistribute Fido?
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What did the Kenyan say when first offered a hot dog?
No thanks, that's the only part of a dog that we don't eat.
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And this, kids, is how 'Chel sees our Portuguesian Watermutt. Speaking of which, I haven't seen that dawg since Monday. Wonder where it is?
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"And that covers it, except for the niblets, and the less said about them, the better, if ya know what I mean."
Best of Steve O
"Professor Obama, the dog ate my homework."
"Well, let me show you how to make sure that doesn't ever happen again."
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Garnish with Woodstock, and it's ready to serve!
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Mr. Obama reveals his plan to feed the middle class after his economic policies take full effect...
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Rodney Dill
Obama gets Sirius about the USDA MyPlate food serving guide.
17 comments:
"...best served with arugula..."
He even has to redistribute Fido?
"Hope and Change" meets "Sit and Stay".
Answer: Three Dog Night
Question: What was the Barack Obama famous for during the early 1970s.
What did the Kenyan say when first offered a hot dog?
No thanks, that's the only part of a dog that we don't eat.
Euphemistic way to explain how the 1% plan to carve up and eat the middleclass.
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Mr. Barrack, hey Mr. Barrack, all we asked was for you to read us the "See Spot Run" story! WTF?
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And this, kids, is how 'Chel sees our Portuguesian Watermutt. Speaking of which, I haven't seen that dawg since Monday. Wonder where it is?
"And that covers it, except for the niblets, and the less said about them, the better, if ya know what I mean."
"...and if you're planning a trip, why not bring along some beagle jerky for the drive?"
Where do hotdogs come from again?
"Professor Obama, the dog ate my homework."
"Well, let me show you how to make sure that doesn't ever happen again."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N0DQPJVHTfc
Garnish with Woodstock, and it's ready to serve!
Mr. Obama reveals his plan to feed the middle class after his economic policies take full effect...
Obama gets Sirius about the USDA MyPlate food serving guide.
Who knew "yellow dog democrat" and "blue dog democrat" were actually menu items at the Obama White House?
At least Mitt's dog was only stuck on the roof of his car (not the roof of his mouth).
A: Barak Hussein Obama, MMMM-MMM-MMM!
Q. What is your name sir, and how you enjoy like your poodle platter and chow-chow mein?
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