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Best of Shayne
Average American college student: "Look everybody, it's Kanye!"
Best of Spin
"He tried to do my boyfriend!"
Best of prince of leaves
"He ate my dog!!!"
Best of Submariner
A typical first election supporter's typical reaction when first finding out how much debt the Obamessiah's Administration left her.
Best of GregMan
"But Biden said you had a BIG stick!!!"
Best of Double the U
Carnac: A whore, a bore, and a liquor store.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'd make 18% less in his administration than a man!"
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HEEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
"Look! It's the One Percent!"
"Okay! Okay, I'll say it. I miss Clinton!"
Barry gets over-stimulated, and BAM, there's a picture of "yogurt" on his pants.
Average American college student: "Look everybody, it's Kanye!"
"He tried to do my boyfriend!"
"He ate my dog!!!"
"He sleeps with Moch'Hell!"
"So, how many SS Men are left for him, and yes, I'm getting this 'looser sign' all wrong!"
He wants me to meet him at Big Dick's Halfway Inn!!!!!!
A typical first election supporter's typical reaction when first finding out how much debt the Obamessiah's Administration left her.
B.O.'s thawt bubble; "Eats yo' heart out, Cleavon; Ise found de white womyns..."
why Obama wanted free birth control.....
Doris saw the eatin shovel seconds before Obamalama was cold-cocked by it for suggesting a wet T-shirt contest.
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Top Secret
OMG, he's got a prehensile tail back there!
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"But Biden said you had a BIG stick!!!"
I'M.NOT.A.HAND.PUPPET.MR.OBAMA!
I believe Obama said the same thing to the American taxpayer. With the same expression:
"Sorry about that... stuff in your mouth. I totally meant to not do that."
Carnac:
A whore, a bore, and a liquor store.
"Wait; Hope and Change is THIS?"
"I'd make 18% less in his administration than a man!"
"This dude ordered dog, snake, and grasshopper. And tenderizer."
"I thought he was the valet but he says he wants me to vote for him", said Jill in a surprised tone, "I don't think I want him to park my car either..."
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