... Bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. President?"
Best of Shayne
Average American college student: "Look everybody, it's Kanye!"
Best of Spin
"He tried to do my boyfriend!"
Best of prince of leaves
"He ate my dog!!!"
Best of Submariner
A typical first election supporter's typical reaction when first finding out how much debt the Obamessiah's Administration left her.
Best of GregMan
"But Biden said you had a BIG stick!!!"
Double the U
Carnac: A whore, a bore, and a liquor store.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'd make 18% less in his administration than a man!"