Wednesday, April 25, 2012

A Muslim, a Communist, and a Homosexual Walk Into a Bar...

... Bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. President?"


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Best of Shayne 
Average American college student: "Look everybody, it's Kanye!"


Best of Spin 
"He tried to do my boyfriend!"


Best of prince of leaves 
"He ate my dog!!!"


Best of Submariner 
A typical first election supporter's typical reaction when first finding out how much debt the Obamessiah's Administration left her.


Best of GregMan 
"But Biden said you had a BIG stick!!!"


Best of Double the U 
Carnac: A whore, a bore, and a liquor store.


Best of Jack Reacher 
"I'd make 18% less in his administration than a man!"

22 comments:

Dactyl said...

HEEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Look! It's the One Percent!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay! Okay, I'll say it. I miss Clinton!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Barry gets over-stimulated, and BAM, there's a picture of "yogurt" on his pants.

Shayne said...

Average American college student: "Look everybody, it's Kanye!"

Spin said...

"He tried to do my boyfriend!"

prince of leaves said...

"He ate my dog!!!"

Anonymous said...

"He sleeps with Moch'Hell!"

Anonymous said...

"So, how many SS Men are left for him, and yes, I'm getting this 'looser sign' all wrong!"

blue said...

He wants me to meet him at Big Dick's Halfway Inn!!!!!!

Submariner said...

A typical first election supporter's typical reaction when first finding out how much debt the Obamessiah's Administration left her.

Submariner said...

B.O.'s thawt bubble; "Eats yo' heart out, Cleavon; Ise found de white womyns..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

why Obama wanted free birth control.....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Doris saw the eatin shovel seconds before Obamalama was cold-cocked by it for suggesting a wet T-shirt contest.

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Top Secret
OMG, he's got a prehensile tail back there!

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GregMan said...

"But Biden said you had a BIG stick!!!"

Submariner said...

I'M.NOT.A.HAND.PUPPET.MR.OBAMA!

Steve O said...

I believe Obama said the same thing to the American taxpayer. With the same expression:

"Sorry about that... stuff in your mouth. I totally meant to not do that."

Double the U said...

Carnac:
A whore, a bore, and a liquor store.

Jack Reacher said...

"Wait; Hope and Change is THIS?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I'd make 18% less in his administration than a man!"

Jack Reacher said...

"This dude ordered dog, snake, and grasshopper. And tenderizer."

JohnS1959 said...

"I thought he was the valet but he says he wants me to vote for him", said Jill in a surprised tone, "I don't think I want him to park my car either..."