1. "So, there I was at the Man's Country bath house, and this huge muscle bear with the biggest... Oooh, thanks for the visual aid, M'Chel."
2. No, that's no his impression of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, that's his real, actual, O-Face.
3. Even after all these years, Barry is shocked that M'Chel's hooch will fit most of a Portuguese Water hound.
4. In a traditional Klingon mating ritual, M'Chel hocks a loogie onto her mate's lap and presents him with the head of an animal she beheaded with her b'atleth.
Um, 3. Number of nappy-haired bitches in the picture: 3. ATDHE.
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"Ahhh! An Amerikkkan flag! Make it go away!!!"
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After only giving a half-effort for the majority of his term in office, the President finally goes full retard.
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M'Chel twists up the power on the train controller hooked to "Li'l Bammy..."
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The "What's Happening" reunion show wasn't as much fun as I'd hoped.
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The exact moment when interference from Michelle's Mr. Microphone disrupted the Teleprompter, sending Barack into a cognitive seizure.
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"This used to be a soft and cushiony chair. On a completely unrelated note, isn't M'chel'e's outfit wonderful today?"