Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Mr. and Mrs. Der Face

Ace


1. "So, there I was at the Man's Country bath house, and this huge muscle bear with the biggest... Oooh, thanks for the visual aid, M'Chel."

2. No, that's no his impression of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, that's his real, actual, O-Face.

3. Even after all these years, Barry is shocked that M'Chel's hooch will fit most of a Portuguese Water hound.

4.  In a traditional Klingon mating ritual, M'Chel hocks a loogie onto her mate's lap and presents him with the head of an animal she beheaded with her b'atleth.

Um, 3. Number of nappy-haired bitches in the picture: 3. ATDHE.



Best of GregMan
"Ahhh! An Amerikkkan flag! Make it go away!!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
What hump?

Best of Cat Whisperer
After only giving a half-effort for the majority of his term in office, the President finally goes full retard.

Best of Submariner
M'Chel twists up the power on the train controller hooked to "Li'l Bammy..."

Best of Jack Reacher
The "What's Happening" reunion show wasn't as much fun as I'd hoped.

Best of prince of leaves
The exact moment when interference from Michelle's Mr. Microphone disrupted the Teleprompter, sending Barack into a cognitive seizure.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"This used to be a soft and cushiony chair. On a completely unrelated note, isn't M'chel'e's outfit wonderful today?"

16 comments:

GregMan said...

"Ahhh! An Amerikkkan flag! Make it go away!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

What hump?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Did Obama himself number the captions?

Cat Whisperer said...

After only giving a half-effort for the majority of his term in office, the President finally goes full retard.

dadoctah said...

The unasked question: Did the world really *need* an African-American version of "The Lorenzo & Henrietta Music Show"?

blue said...

Obama describes in great detail how he uses p0rn to get it up for M'Chel

Submariner said...

From the combined expressions, I think EVERY can tell which one shat themselves...

Submariner said...

M'Chel twists up the power on the train controller hooked to "Li'l Bammy..."

Jack Reacher said...

The "What's Happening" reunion show wasn't as much fun as I'd hoped.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and Shermayne found himself in a white and frightening land, called Livonia."

prince of leaves said...

M'chel thought bubble: "Eeew, that better only be *spittle* on this microphone Newsome loaned us!"

prince of leaves said...

The exact moment when interference from Michelle's Mr. Microphone disrupted the Teleprompter, sending Barack into a cognitive seizure.

prince of leaves said...

As they read aloud the first chapter to the kindergarten class, the Obamas abruptly realized that "Ender's Game" does not make suitable reading material for young children.

Kaptain Krude said...

"This used to be a soft and cushiony chair. On a completely unrelated note, isn't M'chel'e's outfit wonderful today?"

HLam said...

"In other news...President Obama received a nasty paper cut today and promptly awarded himself the Purple Heart medal."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

♬ I was working in the Oval Office late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Joe Biden from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
♩ ♫

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Barack! It's not really nice to make fun of the retarded. It's funny, but not nice.

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Spastic Karaoke

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Obligatory: Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?