Thursday, April 12, 2012

Mom of Army


After the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Private Derek Van Houten was ready to really be himself. His own fabulous self.



Best of Shayne
I don't care what I've been told, that hooker there is mighty old!

Best of prince of leaves
After their botnets were finally shut down, Russian pr0n and escort spammers were reduced to photobombing to peddle their wares.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"You can't handle the truth..... that your mom here has had sex with everyone in this line. Plus me!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Ah, now I understand how she can spend $3000 a year on birth control!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Captain Jones gets the uniform of the day wrong.... AGAIN.

Best of racerboy
Line forms on the left, please have correct change...

15 comments:

Shayne said...

I don't care what I've been told, that hooker there is mighty old!

prince of leaves said...

After their botnets were finally shut down, Russian pr0n and escort spammers were reduced to photobombing to peddle their wares.

prince of leaves said...

Exclusive photo of a Chechen suicide terrorist, just before she set off her coochie-bomb.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"You can't handle the truth..... that your mom here has had sex with everyone in this line. Plus me!"

Whacko said...

On the phone: "Yes, Gretchen, get all the girls down here on the double. And bring some blankets. My t*ts are freezing!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Ah, now I understand how she can spend $3000 a year on birth control!"

Dr. Doom said...

Georgetown ROTC enlistments increased exponentially after the fluke Congressional testimony...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Groupski Thawtbubblinksi: Well heck, I'd be in favor of women in the military if they dressed like that.

-OR-

Once again, Igor fails the Eyes Front test.

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Russian Leadership Test
Most vill obediently stand in line but there vill alvays be vun man who proudly goose steps up to ze plate, a man vith command potential. Ivanof is such a man.

Dr. Doom said...

Captain Jones gets the uniform of the day wrong.... AGAIN.

Dr. Doom said...

The the 69th California National Guard (the "Butt" Rangers - San Francisco) are put to the final test to ensure their dedication and training. Most pass with flying colors. Pvt. Johnson on the other hand...

racerboy said...

"Eyes... LEFT!"

"Present... GUNS!"

racerboy said...

Hmph. Nothing to see here, just another army out drilling.

Er... out on maneuvers...

Standing at attention?

Forming up?

Oh, nevermind...

racerboy said...

Line forms on the left, please have correct change...

racerboy said...

MOM?!?

racerboy said...

I didn't realize Paris Hilton was in Russia...