After the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Private Derek Van Houten was ready to really be himself. His own fabulous self.
Best of Shayne
I don't care what I've been told, that hooker there is mighty old!
Best of prince of leaves
After their botnets were finally shut down, Russian pr0n and escort spammers were reduced to photobombing to peddle their wares.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"You can't handle the truth..... that your mom here has had sex with everyone in this line. Plus me!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Ah, now I understand how she can spend $3000 a year on birth control!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Captain Jones gets the uniform of the day wrong.... AGAIN.
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Line forms on the left, please have correct change...
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I don't care what I've been told, that hooker there is mighty old!
After their botnets were finally shut down, Russian pr0n and escort spammers were reduced to photobombing to peddle their wares.
Exclusive photo of a Chechen suicide terrorist, just before she set off her coochie-bomb.
"You can't handle the truth..... that your mom here has had sex with everyone in this line. Plus me!"
On the phone: "Yes, Gretchen, get all the girls down here on the double. And bring some blankets. My t*ts are freezing!"
Ah, now I understand how she can spend $3000 a year on birth control!"
Georgetown ROTC enlistments increased exponentially after the fluke Congressional testimony...
Groupski Thawtbubblinksi: Well heck, I'd be in favor of women in the military if they dressed like that.
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Once again, Igor fails the Eyes Front test.
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Russian Leadership Test
Most vill obediently stand in line but there vill alvays be vun man who proudly goose steps up to ze plate, a man vith command potential. Ivanof is such a man.
Captain Jones gets the uniform of the day wrong.... AGAIN.
The the 69th California National Guard (the "Butt" Rangers - San Francisco) are put to the final test to ensure their dedication and training. Most pass with flying colors. Pvt. Johnson on the other hand...
"Eyes... LEFT!"
"Present... GUNS!"
Hmph. Nothing to see here, just another army out drilling.
Er... out on maneuvers...
Standing at attention?
Forming up?
Oh, nevermind...
Line forms on the left, please have correct change...
MOM?!?
I didn't realize Paris Hilton was in Russia...
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