Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Like a Penis Only Smaller

Al


Best of blue
Well, you know, Chaz Bono has a bigger one.....

Best of Double the U
Yup, you caught crabs.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I was in the water!"

Best of BananaRepublican
Sorry you do not meet AoM minimum standards. No pass to the beach house for you.

Best of champaignken
ORA: "I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, I give up... where is Waldo?

Best of prince of leaves
"Nope, I don't see any Best Ofs in there, either..."

Best of dadoctah
Pickup Lines That Work Better Than You'd Expect: #31 "Does this look infected to you?"

Best of GregMan
In the Summer of 1979, a young Keith Olbermann finds out that his p3nis is, indeed, laughably small.

Best of Submariner
Sorry, Levi, but I don't think there's enough girth there to break a hymen...

26 comments:

blue said...

Well, you know, Chaz Bono has a bigger one.....

Double the U said...

Yup, you caught crabs.

Jack Reacher said...

"I was in the water!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Nope, still not seeing it."

Robert Mahoney said...

No, it's not as big as Zohan's bush, but you're getting close.

metalgarth said...

Looks like it's as big as Ike Turner's. Don't you dare try to slap me around.

BananaRepublican said...

Sorry you do not meet AoM minimum standards. No pass to the beach house for you.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I swear, Jimmy, if I'd known how difficult it was to remove Superglue I'd have never done that to you while you slept!

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Oh my lord - giggles - I thought your sister was just being mean.

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Never let them see you shrink.

champaignken said...

ORA:
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, I give up... where is Waldo?

-OR-

And then, a bolt of lightning smote Jack and Jill. The End.
Santorum's favorite bedtime story

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Long before he became a fat, loudmouthed radio whore, Limbaugh was a 90-lb weakling bullied by girls at the beach who used to pants him, point and laugh at what he used to call god's gift to women.

Millertime said...

The TSA is rolling out a new search technique for coastal waters

prince of leaves said...

"Nope, I don't see any Best Ofs in there, either..."

prince of leaves said...

"What *is* that thing?" Jennifer's lack of sex education catches up with her.

Spin said...

Young Alan exclaims:
"I'm a grow-er not a show-er"

dadoctah said...

Pickup Lines That Work Better Than You'd Expect: #31 "Does this look infected to you?"

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"It's a good thing you didn't go to a nude beach."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can only say one thing, Ernie. Never has the phrase "Keep it in your pants" ever been more apropos.

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I think the bully was right. You don't have any balls.

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Hah hah, made you look!
Nerd's idea of "gettin some action."

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"Playing doctor" - U R Doing It RONG

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Would you believe it's an old war wound?
You're 16, so no.

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Learning about sex the Conservative GOP way - Well, first of all Timmy, I don't think I'm the one who's supposed to get to first base.

GregMan said...

In the Summer of 1979, a young Keith Olbermann finds out that his p3nis is, indeed, laughably small.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That's a real shame. And obviously, you can't even blame it on steroid use.

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I hate to tell you this, Frank, but mine is bigger than yours!

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Well, if that's the "window to your soul" I definitely don't do windows!

racerboy said...

Nuthin' to see here, move along...

Dr. Doom said...

"Give it up Bobby", sighed Brenda sadly, "It is June and this water is warm"...

sonicfrog said...

Ah, Young inexperienced love!!!!!

Submariner said...

Sorry, Levi, but I don't think there's enough girth there to break a hymen...

Submariner said...

No, Ron, I'm pretty sure that you use a black tube to "self inflate" after a water landing.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Nope, not seeing my interest in your problem, Keith."

Submariner said...

Shouldn't it have popped up, or something?