Best of blue
Well, you know, Chaz Bono has a bigger one.....
Best of Double the U
Yup, you caught crabs.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I was in the water!"
Best of BananaRepublican
Sorry you do not meet AoM minimum standards. No pass to the beach house for you.
Best of champaignken
ORA: "I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, I give up... where is Waldo?
Best of prince of leaves
"Nope, I don't see any Best Ofs in there, either..."
Best of dadoctah
Pickup Lines That Work Better Than You'd Expect: #31 "Does this look infected to you?"
Best of GregMan
In the Summer of 1979, a young Keith Olbermann finds out that his p3nis is, indeed, laughably small.
Best of Submariner
Sorry, Levi, but I don't think there's enough girth there to break a hymen...