Best of blue
Well, you know, Chaz Bono has a bigger one.....
Best of Double the U
Yup, you caught crabs.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I was in the water!"
Best of BananaRepublican
Sorry you do not meet AoM minimum standards. No pass to the beach house for you.
Best of champaignken
ORA: "I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, I give up... where is Waldo?
Best of prince of leaves
"Nope, I don't see any Best Ofs in there, either..."
Best of dadoctah
Pickup Lines That Work Better Than You'd Expect: #31 "Does this look infected to you?"
Best of GregMan
In the Summer of 1979, a young Keith Olbermann finds out that his p3nis is, indeed, laughably small.
Best of Submariner
Sorry, Levi, but I don't think there's enough girth there to break a hymen...
26 comments:
Well, you know, Chaz Bono has a bigger one.....
Yup, you caught crabs.
"I was in the water!"
"Nope, still not seeing it."
No, it's not as big as Zohan's bush, but you're getting close.
Looks like it's as big as Ike Turner's. Don't you dare try to slap me around.
Sorry you do not meet AoM minimum standards. No pass to the beach house for you.
I swear, Jimmy, if I'd known how difficult it was to remove Superglue I'd have never done that to you while you slept!
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Oh my lord - giggles - I thought your sister was just being mean.
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Never let them see you shrink.
ORA:
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
Okay, I give up... where is Waldo?
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And then, a bolt of lightning smote Jack and Jill. The End.
Santorum's favorite bedtime story
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Long before he became a fat, loudmouthed radio whore, Limbaugh was a 90-lb weakling bullied by girls at the beach who used to pants him, point and laugh at what he used to call god's gift to women.
The TSA is rolling out a new search technique for coastal waters
"Nope, I don't see any Best Ofs in there, either..."
"What *is* that thing?" Jennifer's lack of sex education catches up with her.
Young Alan exclaims:
"I'm a grow-er not a show-er"
Pickup Lines That Work Better Than You'd Expect: #31 "Does this look infected to you?"
"It's a good thing you didn't go to a nude beach."
I can only say one thing, Ernie. Never has the phrase "Keep it in your pants" ever been more apropos.
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I think the bully was right. You don't have any balls.
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Hah hah, made you look!
Nerd's idea of "gettin some action."
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"Playing doctor" - U R Doing It RONG
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Would you believe it's an old war wound?
You're 16, so no.
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Learning about sex the Conservative GOP way - Well, first of all Timmy, I don't think I'm the one who's supposed to get to first base.
In the Summer of 1979, a young Keith Olbermann finds out that his p3nis is, indeed, laughably small.
That's a real shame. And obviously, you can't even blame it on steroid use.
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I hate to tell you this, Frank, but mine is bigger than yours!
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Well, if that's the "window to your soul" I definitely don't do windows!
Nuthin' to see here, move along...
"Give it up Bobby", sighed Brenda sadly, "It is June and this water is warm"...
Ah, Young inexperienced love!!!!!
Sorry, Levi, but I don't think there's enough girth there to break a hymen...
No, Ron, I'm pretty sure that you use a black tube to "self inflate" after a water landing.
"Nope, not seeing my interest in your problem, Keith."
Shouldn't it have popped up, or something?
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