Friday, April 13, 2012

Let's Move


1. Kid: "I am going to hit you in the face with this, and blood is going to spray in a stream along this vector."

2. In his own way, the autistic child was trying to convey that M'Chel had too much junk in the trunk.

3. "When I grow up, I want to be a GSA bureaucrat and have a million dollar party in Vegas with hookers and mind readers and clowns."

4. M'Chel: "If Obama had a son, he'd look like you... (snort)... yeah, right, if he were into women, Sasha and Malia wouldn't look like Dickey Simpkins."

5. "See, I took the toy cars away from that little white kid and gave 'em to you. Ain't it grand bein' a Democrat?"


Best of GregMan
"Hey ugly lady, if I give you my toy cars will you promise not to drink my blood?"

Best of blue
"Look Mrs. B. shiny object!!!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"...and this is the economy that Barack is driving off the cliff, thoroughly ruining any chance that you kids will ever have more than $20 in your bank account when you retire. Any questions?"

Best of Merovign
Okay, I get that wax figures are *incredibly* realistic these days. But that doesn't answer the original question, which was "why?"

12 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, your outfit looks just like the upholstery from this model of my dad's car. Isn't that a coincidence?"

GregMan said...

"Hey ugly lady, if I give you my toy cars will you promise not to drink my blood?"

GregMan said...

"And when I grow up I is gonna steal cars just like this one!"

ATDHE

blue said...

"Look Mrs. B. shinny object!!!"

Dr. Doom said...

Latisha: "And you say all I have to do to get all these vacations when I grow up is to marry a man who can hoodwink the populace into electing him, is willing to destroy the economy, apologizes to everyone but the American people, weakens the military, destroys age old alliances, and blames others for his mistakes? Where would I find such a man?
FLOTUS: "Chicago."

Anonymous said...

Yes, that is about how slim of a chance Romney has at beating my husband Barack.

Dr. Doom said...

"So let's recap shall we? I will be in debt for the rest of my life. My children and grandchildren will be in debt for their entire lives...", recounted little Tabitha, "And now you are telling me I can't have fries and chicken nuggets for lunch? The door is over there biotch!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

C'mon, kids, this is a photo op moment. Doesn't anyone know what 1+1 equals?

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'Chel thawtbubble: Forced busing was jammed down this lily white community's throat 40 years ago. Why are all the kids black??

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MO: No, Tyrone, 1+1 does not equal 13!
Ty: Yeh it does. My daddy + 1 bank equals 13 years in the slammer.

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Tokenism: Where da white kid and da asian kid at?

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M'chel intentionally ignored the kid's question - "How does you spells po-ta-toes?"

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After that ugly White House dinner incident with her eating shovel, M'chel is now frisked and required to sit at the kiddie table.

Kaptain Krude said...

"...and this is the economy that Barack is driving off the cliff, thoroughly ruining any chance that you kids will ever have more than $20 in your bank account when you retire. Any questions?"

Submariner said...

No, Shaniqua; the President only approves of Blue cars... Throw that red one in the trash...

Merovign said...

Okay, I get that wax figures are *incredibly* realistic these days. But that doesn't answer the original question, which was "why?"

Cat Whisperer said...

“Do you like the Matchbox Chevy Volts that I picked out for you from the White House gift shop? They only cost the taxpayers $40,000 each. You might not want to hold them in your hands, they tend to burst into flames.”