Friday, April 13, 2012
1. Kid: "I am going to hit you in the face with this, and blood is going to spray in a stream along this vector."
2. In his own way, the autistic child was trying to convey that M'Chel had too much junk in the trunk.
3. "When I grow up, I want to be a GSA bureaucrat and have a million dollar party in Vegas with hookers and mind readers and clowns."
4. M'Chel: "If Obama had a son, he'd look like you... (snort)... yeah, right, if he were into women, Sasha and Malia wouldn't look like Dickey Simpkins."
5. "See, I took the toy cars away from that little white kid and gave 'em to you. Ain't it grand bein' a Democrat?"
Best of GregMan
"Hey ugly lady, if I give you my toy cars will you promise not to drink my blood?"
Best of blue
"Look Mrs. B. shiny object!!!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"...and this is the economy that Barack is driving off the cliff, thoroughly ruining any chance that you kids will ever have more than $20 in your bank account when you retire. Any questions?"
Best of Merovign
Okay, I get that wax figures are *incredibly* realistic these days. But that doesn't answer the original question, which was "why?"