Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Kinda Sorta Nothing at All Like that OWS Incident
1. "Son, I'm gonna hafta aks ya to take a step back and stop humpin' mah patrol car."
2. "Gee, Officer Sullivan, I didn't know you could do an oral blood alcohol test like that."
3. "Officer, don't panic, but those shadows look like Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot... we may be in a bad movie."
4. "Officer Bukkake? Is that a Croatian name or something?"
5. "Officer, does this look like herpes?"
Best of JohnS1959
They got him, they got the 'tater...
Best of Spin
OK Chaz, it is sorta like a penis only smaller.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hulk not drunk! Hulk only have eight beers!"