Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Kinda Sorta Nothing at All Like that OWS Incident


1. "Son, I'm gonna hafta aks ya to take a step back and stop humpin' mah patrol car."

2. "Gee, Officer Sullivan, I didn't know you could do an oral blood alcohol test like that."

3. "Officer, don't panic, but those shadows look like Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot... we may be in a bad movie."

4. "Officer Bukkake? Is that a Croatian name or something?"

5. "Officer, does this look like herpes?"


Best of JohnS1959
They got him, they got the 'tater...


Best of  Spin
OK Chaz, it is sorta like a penis only smaller.


Best of  Jack Reacher
"Hulk not drunk! Hulk only have eight beers!"

9 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

They got him, they got the 'tater...

Steve O said...

They serve and protect.

But they don't "service." And they don't "apply protection." That's just a misunderstanding that sometimes leads to a severe jailhouse beating.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"The only way you could get out of this DUI is if you were an NFL player."

Spin said...

OK Chaz, it is sorta like a penis only smaller.

Carpa Phlogiston said...

scritch click eeeewooo Dispatch, I need a crane to the corner of 5th and Mendicino. Put the fat perp in the back seat and he done blew out both tires on the right side of the cruiser!zzzz zzzz click scritch

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The editor who portrayed Trayvon as an innocent young tyke also ignored an eyewitness photo and ran this headline:
POLICE BRUTALITY?! Cop cuffs 6-year old girl for throwing temper tantrum!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, Tiny, you won't fit in the cruiser, so I'm just gonna have you trot down to the station alongside the cruiser.
But but but.... urk urk... aieeeeeeee
ORA National Lampoon's Vacation (Dinky tied to bumper)

Jack Reacher said...

"Hulk not drunk! Hulk only have eight beers!"

GregMan said...

*Hic* "Gee, this is one funny-lookin' porta-potty, oh well... Aaahhh..."