A Lonely and Abandoned Queef Olberman Tries to Find Meaning in a Cold, Heartless World.
1. "And she's the Worst Person in the World... And *he's* the worst person in the world... and that squirrel is the worst person in the world." Olberdouche plays his own version of "I'm crushing your head."
2. Unable to accept reality, Keith plans a special episode of 'Countdown' devoting to denouncing the barrista who charged him for an extra shot in his espresso.
3. Sorry Olbie, the pregnant man bit has been done already.
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Nancy Grace manages to find *one* missing child, and it's *this* one?
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Seconds later a Romulan disruptor suddenly vaporized Olberman, while leaving his nearby friends unharmed and not a little relieved to be rid of him.
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During the few hours that he wandered dejectedly around Central Park, Keith Olberman achieved a higher viewing audience than the total number of “Countdown” viewers throughout the ten year history of the show.
...and then it hit him; Internet Essay Writing! That was a sure-fire way to replace his broadcast journalism income!
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ORA: "Seems like no one takes me serirousry/And so I'm ronery/Yeah, a rittle ronery/Poor rittle me."