A Lonely and Abandoned Queef Olberman Tries to Find Meaning in a Cold, Heartless World.
1. "And she's the Worst Person in the World... And *he's* the worst person in the world... and that squirrel is the worst person in the world." Olberdouche plays his own version of "I'm crushing your head."
2. Unable to accept reality, Keith plans a special episode of 'Countdown' devoting to denouncing the barrista who charged him for an extra shot in his espresso.
3. Sorry Olbie, the pregnant man bit has been done already.
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Hey sailor, buy me a drink?
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"If only I had a bigger p3nis..."
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Nancy Grace manages to find *one* missing child, and it's *this* one?
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Seconds later a Romulan disruptor suddenly vaporized Olberman, while leaving his nearby friends unharmed and not a little relieved to be rid of him.
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During the few hours that he wandered dejectedly around Central Park, Keith Olberman achieved a higher viewing audience than the total number of “Countdown” viewers throughout the ten year history of the show.
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...and then it hit him; Internet Essay Writing! That was a sure-fire way to replace his broadcast journalism income!
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ORA: "Seems like no one takes me serirousry/And so I'm ronery/Yeah, a rittle ronery/Poor rittle me."
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Hey sailor, buy me a drink?
How do I get men to shove dollars into my diaper?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
"If only I had a bigger p3nis..."
"(*^#@ Sarah Palin. And *&@! Neo-Cons. And *#@&! Fox News. They hate me. They ALL hate me. And #@&*(@ Christians. And &^$*! Michelle Malkin. *$!#*#^. #*&@!"
Queef spends a few minutes in quiet contemplation.
And even less people watched him.
Nancy Grace manages to find *one* missing child, and it's *this* one?
Seconds later a Romulan disruptor suddenly vaporized Olberman, while leaving his nearby friends unharmed and not a little relieved to be rid of him.
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During the few hours that he wandered dejectedly around Central Park, Keith Olberman achieved a higher viewing audience than the total number of “Countdown” viewers throughout the ten year history of the show.
Little Red Whining Hood.
...and then it hit him; Internet Essay Writing! That was a sure-fire way to replace his broadcast journalism income!
Thawt bubble; "... ..."
ORA: He didn't really get the Aristocrats joke.
"I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and doggone it, people like me."
ORA: "Seems like no one takes me serirousry/And so I'm ronery/Yeah, a rittle ronery/Poor rittle me."
Not so ORA to the monors:
Thawt bubble: "They wouldn';r have done that to Randolph Scott..."
Thawt bubble: "Wonder if I burned my bridges at ESPN, too?"
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