Wednesday, April 25, 2012

In a Word, Gross


1. Santa? Mrs Claus?

2. "You know, grandpa, if you're busy, we can come back later."

3. Sandra Fluke visits an old age home.

4. "And how is this supposed to help me find my contact lens?"

5. Jubilant Mitt Romney supporters celebrated his victory long into the night.


Best of USMC2841
Hurry Earl! My teeth are slipping.

Best of metalgarth
Faster! My laxative is about to kick in!

Best of dadoctah
Congress of the Capybara.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My lord, Henry, ~unh~ where do you ~ooo~ come up with ~ung~ these ~gaa!~ kinky positions?
Ethel, this ain't nothing. I saw something on the Westminster Dog Show yesterday I want to try next. Didja bring your strap-on?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm arriving! I'm arriving!"

Best of Robert
Number 12 - the lawnmower.

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
The Sunset Pavilions Retirement Community Players rehearse for their live production of "Human Centipede".

Best of GregMan
It's fine with me if they want to remake "Behind the Green Door" and "Deep Throat", but do they have to use the original cast members?

Best of Dr. Doom
First CPR, now the Heimlich Maneuver, why can't the Red Cross stop changing things?

20 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Hurry Earl! My teeth are slipping.

USMC2841 said...

The Westchester Playhouse is proud to present "The Viagra Monologues".

Double the U said...

I miss Christmas and Grandma and Grandpa's house.

metalgarth said...

Faster! My laxative is about to kick in!

dadoctah said...

"So, do you want to ninety-six?"

- or -

Congress of the Capybara.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

My lord, Henry, ~unh~ where do you ~ooo~ come up with ~ung~ these ~gaa!~ kinky positions?
Ethel, this ain't nothing. I saw something on the Westminster Dog Show yesterday I want to try next. Didja bring your strap-on?


-OR-

George, how much longer do we have to stay in this position??
Patience dear, I got the last batch of little blue pills from Tijuana and they don't seem to dissolve as fast.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heimlich Maneuver - U R Doing It Wrong

-OR-

Try coughing, Mildred. That might shake it loose.
I swear, Ernie, if you won't buy a decent erection ring instead of using faucet washers, this is the LAST time I give you a BJ.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "....We're The Aristocrats!!!".

Shayne said...

"Tonight, on CBS, 'How Herman Got His Groove Back'!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm arriving! I'm arriving!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Wrestling Match. Ever.

Dactyl said...

(ORA) When Janet had trouble coming up with her share of the rent, Mr. Roper offered her an alternative arrangement. Mrs. Roper watched.

Robert said...

Number 12 - the lawnmower.

Spin said...

Downward Dog
Not just for yoga anymore

prince of leaves said...

Is it any wonder the coming demographic shift from the Greatest Generation to Boomers gives nursing home staff nightmares?

prince of leaves said...

The Sunset Pavilions Retirement Community Players rehearse for their live production of "Human Centipede".

Submariner said...

Push-Me, Pull-You!

'Ol Subby is GREAT at charades, even if I DO have to say so myself... What did I win?

GregMan said...

It's fine with me if they want to remake "Behind the Green Door" and "Deep Throat", but do they have to use the original cast members?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Grammy!? Grandpa?!
There are worse things than coming home from school and catching your dad and mom bumping uglies.

-OR-

Frank, could you by any chance have been reading the Kama Sutra upside down?

-OR-

Standing 69 = FAIL
Pretty decent 34.5 though.

Dr. Doom said...

First CPR, now the Heimlich Maneuver, why can't the Red Cross stop changing things?