Wednesday, April 25, 2012
In a Word, Gross
1. Santa? Mrs Claus?
2. "You know, grandpa, if you're busy, we can come back later."
3. Sandra Fluke visits an old age home.
4. "And how is this supposed to help me find my contact lens?"
5. Jubilant Mitt Romney supporters celebrated his victory long into the night.
Best of USMC2841
Hurry Earl! My teeth are slipping.
Best of metalgarth
Faster! My laxative is about to kick in!
Best of dadoctah
Congress of the Capybara.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My lord, Henry, ~unh~ where do you ~ooo~ come up with ~ung~ these ~gaa!~ kinky positions?
Ethel, this ain't nothing. I saw something on the Westminster Dog Show yesterday I want to try next. Didja bring your strap-on?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm arriving! I'm arriving!"
Best of Robert
Number 12 - the lawnmower.
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
The Sunset Pavilions Retirement Community Players rehearse for their live production of "Human Centipede".
Best of GregMan
It's fine with me if they want to remake "Behind the Green Door" and "Deep Throat", but do they have to use the original cast members?
Best of Dr. Doom
First CPR, now the Heimlich Maneuver, why can't the Red Cross stop changing things?