And I am hoping the seams of those jeans are reinforced with adamantium.
Best of metalgarth
"Kashyyk's next top model", Lowest ratings in the Galaxy
Best of HLam
New P&G ad campaign, "With enough Crisco, anything is possible!"
Best of GregMan
"Dammit, the fumes from my ladyparts ate away the front of my skirt again."
Best of Rodney Dill
...and now for the Spring clothing line on Qo'noS
Best of Dr. David Bowman
"The thing's huge—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of cellulite!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
Never had so many prayed so hard for so much fabric to remain where it was.
Best of Jack Reacher
If that outfit saves even one sofa, it is worth it.
Best of Dactyl
It's hip, it's trendy, and it'll deflect laser fire at up to 3.2 terawatts per cm squared!