Monday, April 09, 2012

I'm back, baby

And I am hoping the seams of those jeans are reinforced with adamantium.



Best of metalgarth
"Kashyyk's next top model", Lowest ratings in the Galaxy

Best of HLam
New P&G ad campaign, "With enough Crisco, anything is possible!"

Best of GregMan
"Dammit, the fumes from my ladyparts ate away the front of my skirt again."

Best of Rodney Dill
...and now for the Spring clothing line on Qo'noS

Best of Dr. David Bowman
"The thing's huge—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of cellulite!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Never had so many prayed so hard for so much fabric to remain where it was.

Best of Jack Reacher
If that outfit saves even one sofa, it is worth it.

Best of Dactyl
It's hip, it's trendy, and it'll deflect laser fire at up to 3.2 terawatts per cm squared!

19 comments:

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metalgarth said...

"Kashyyk's next top model", Lowest ratings in the Galaxy

HLam said...

New P&G ad campaign, "With enough Crisco, anything is possible!"

GregMan said...

"Dammit, the fumes from my ladyparts ate away the front of my skirt again."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ROTFLMAO @Gregman


The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a theatre.


The 2012 Obamalama campaign has a new secret weapon to drop on the RNC.

-OR-

APNewswire: Pandemonium and mass hysteria erupted. At least 43 people were trampled, 7 are still unaccounted for.

Rodney Dill said...

...and now for the Spring clothing line on Qo'noS

Dr. David Bowman said...

"The thing's huge—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of cellulite!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

New on Oxygen this fall: Amerikkkan Gladiators II...

blue said...

Tom Arnold(who had to get it up for Rosanne) appointed new White House Czar.....

Spin said...
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Spin said...

The Camel-toe Song is ruined by this one picture

Kaptain Krude said...

Sir Mix-a-lot's new version, "Baby got back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back" received no airplay at all. Most people thought their MP3 players had a really bad echo to it.

Kaptain Krude said...

Never had so many prayed so hard for so much fabric to remain where it was.

Jack Reacher said...

If that outfit saves even one sofa, it is worth it.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm still proud of my country; I just can't inhale."

Dactyl said...

Looks like somebody's been shopping for Space:1999 memorabilia on Ebay again.

Dactyl said...

It's hip, it's trendy, and it'll deflect laser fire at up to 3.2 terawatts per cm squared!

Dactyl said...

Shortly afterward, the one-orange-sock look became de rigueur for staff at the DNC, the New York Times, and Benny's House O' Ribs.