And I am hoping the seams of those jeans are reinforced with adamantium.
Best of metalgarth
"Kashyyk's next top model", Lowest ratings in the Galaxy
Best of HLam
New P&G ad campaign, "With enough Crisco, anything is possible!"
Best of GregMan
"Dammit, the fumes from my ladyparts ate away the front of my skirt again."
Best of Rodney Dill
...and now for the Spring clothing line on Qo'noS
Best of Dr. David Bowman
"The thing's huge—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of cellulite!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
Never had so many prayed so hard for so much fabric to remain where it was.
Best of Jack Reacher
If that outfit saves even one sofa, it is worth it.
Best of Dactyl
It's hip, it's trendy, and it'll deflect laser fire at up to 3.2 terawatts per cm squared!

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"Kashyyk's next top model", Lowest ratings in the Galaxy
New P&G ad campaign, "With enough Crisco, anything is possible!"
"Dammit, the fumes from my ladyparts ate away the front of my skirt again."
ROTFLMAO @Gregman
The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a theatre.
The 2012 Obamalama campaign has a new secret weapon to drop on the RNC.
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APNewswire: Pandemonium and mass hysteria erupted. At least 43 people were trampled, 7 are still unaccounted for.
...and now for the Spring clothing line on Qo'noS
"The thing's huge—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of cellulite!"
New on Oxygen this fall: Amerikkkan Gladiators II...
Tom Arnold(who had to get it up for Rosanne) appointed new White House Czar.....
The Camel-toe Song is ruined by this one picture
Sir Mix-a-lot's new version, "Baby got back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back" received no airplay at all. Most people thought their MP3 players had a really bad echo to it.
Never had so many prayed so hard for so much fabric to remain where it was.
If that outfit saves even one sofa, it is worth it.
"I'm still proud of my country; I just can't inhale."
Looks like somebody's been shopping for Space:1999 memorabilia on Ebay again.
It's hip, it's trendy, and it'll deflect laser fire at up to 3.2 terawatts per cm squared!
Shortly afterward, the one-orange-sock look became de rigueur for staff at the DNC, the New York Times, and Benny's House O' Ribs.
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