Friday, April 27, 2012

If Only They Had Thought Of That


Best of Kaptain Krude Maybe we can Google on how to improve our aim. You know, it's really hard to see out of these helmets. Whoever designed them was a real idiot. Best of Rodney Dill I never wanted to be a Stormtrooper... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!

15 comments:

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Both troopers cracked up with the results were topped with "Showing results for hemorrhoid. Search instead for droid"

-OR-

"The Force, Luke, Trust in the Force"
Google: About 398,293,000 results
but these are not the droids you were looking for.

-OR-

You idiot, I don't want to see droids! Type in naked babes, Darth will never know.

Kaptain Krude said...

"See? I told you! If only we had had Al Gore set us up the Internet before we got to that miserable planet, we would have looked like geniuses!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Someone set us up the bomb! Now all our base are belong to... who? Who? Whoooooooo???"

Spin said...

Wonder if Lucas gets a cut whenever they ask that question?

Kaptain Krude said...

Maybe we can Google on how to improve our aim. You know, it's really hard to see out of these helmets. Whoever designed them was a real idiot.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Great, I ask you to look up pictures of the new P2-16, and you're still obsessed over those stupid droids. Some of the other guys were telling me about it...Hey, what was that?"


/that better not be an ORA.

JohnS1959 said...

"I don't know", said the Storm Trooper, "I asked it about the rebel 'droids' but it keeps showing me an ad for something called and iPad..."

blue said...

the 2 gay droids search for synchronized lifeguard openings....

joshua said...

Aren't they a little short for Storm Troopers?

Rodney Dill said...

"...and hit IMDB, let's see how the movie ends."

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn.... I shoulda listened to mom and been an essay writer."

Rodney Dill said...

"...at least we're not wearin' red shirts."

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

I never wanted to be a Stormtrooper... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!